Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Dio: Dreamers Never Die Honors Heavy Metal’s Most-Beloved Singer October 2nd, 2022 at 10:34am Em Shadows There’s really no figure in the heavy metal scene as […]
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: This Is GWAR Is a Powerful Story of Artistic Moxie, the Dream of the ’90s, and Latex Dongs July 22nd, 2022 at 10:20am Emperor Rhombus The new documentary gives fans the human experience beneath the foam rubber and fake blood.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Beavis and Butt-Head Do The Universe Made Me Cackle Like a Goon The Entire Time July 15th, 2022 at 12:39pm Emperor Rhombus Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Mad God Is an Hour-and-a-Half-Long ’90s Tool Video June 27th, 2022 at 8:54am Emperor Rhombus Phil Tippett’s stop-motion epic is incredible to behold — just don’t ask us what it’s about.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Poser Is a Harrowing, Desperate Tale of Wanting to Be Somebody June 23rd, 2022 at 8:34am Emperor Rhombus The indie drama delves into the sickness of wanting to belong.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: The Spine of Night Features Some Awesome Doom Metal Imagery, But That’s All It’s Got May 18th, 2022 at 1:40pm Emperor Rhombus The epic animated film is an appropriate successor to ‘Heavy Metal,’ for better or for worse.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Netflix’s Metal Lords Tries Admirably, But Feels Forced and Unrelatable April 11th, 2022 at 8:10am Emperor Rhombus The film does its damnedest, but doesn’t quite hit the mark.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Netflix’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Lazy Writing, Lazy Characters, Lazy Everything February 21st, 2022 at 8:12am Emperor Rhombus The new movie doesn’t seem to understand pacing, millennials, or what made the original great.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Bill & Ted Face the Music is Most-Triumphant August 27th, 2020 at 7:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is the movie 2020 needs.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Why Every Metalhead Should Support We Summon the Darkness April 14th, 2020 at 1:21pm Axl Rosenberg Finally, a good movie that doesn’t disparage or belittle heavy metal fans or culture.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Doctor Sleep Does Not Shine October 31st, 2019 at 2:27pm Axl Rosenberg King & Kubrick Lite makes for a boring slog.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Mayhem’s Necrobutcher Reviews Lords of Chaos October 31st, 2019 at 10:04am Axl Rosenberg “It just made me sad. It was not a good movie.”
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Glenn Danzig’s Verotika Makes an Indelible Mark on Cinema June 27th, 2019 at 9:15am Jeff Treppel This movie is full of decisions so bizarre that they go beyond just wrong and into heretofore unexplored regions of suffering.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Protest the Hero Fans: You Must Check out Kezia X Live February 12th, 2019 at 1:55pm Axl Rosenberg This killer concert film also includes interviews with the band, their families, and their fans.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Halloween 2018 is Basically H40 October 19th, 2018 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg David Gordon Green’s rebootquel is… okay.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Lords of Chaos Is Highly Entertaining and Deeply Flawed August 24th, 2018 at 10:02am Axl Rosenberg It’s an easy sit, but it also relies too much on dramatic shorthand to ultimately be effective.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 51 Questions About Alien: Covenant May 24th, 2017 at 4:47pm Axl Rosenberg Spoilers (duh).
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Rob Zombie’s 31: The MetalSucks Reviews September 19th, 2016 at 12:03pm MetalSucks Emperor Rhombus dug it, but Axl Rosenberg hated it. Get in here to read their conflicting reviews.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Exclusive: Cannibal Corpse’s George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher Reviews the Warcraft Movie July 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks What did the revered metal vocalist and lover of the Warcraft video game make of its cinematic adaptation? Get in here to find out!
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Cinemetal Review + Exclusive Clip: Deathgasm Rules September 30th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Read our review and watch an exclusive clip inside!