...And F*ck You Too 690 F*CK THE BIG FOUR: THE HOLY TRINITY OF EXTREME MUSIC WILL BLESS US WITH NEW ALBUMS THIS YEAR July 9th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg There’s still no official release date for Gold Cobra, the […]
...And F*ck You Too 120 ZAKK WYLDE: “THE DOCTOR TOLD ME GRAVITY PREVENTS ME FROM FLOATING AWAY!” July 8th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a fun pull-quote from a recent Zakk Wylde interview, […]
...And F*ck You Too 320 VINCE NEIL, UNREPENTANT PIECE OF SH*T July 6th, 2010 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg In 1984 Vince Neil went driving while drunk and subsequently […]
...And F*ck You Too 860 METHODS OF MAYHEM’S “FIGHT SONG” MIGHT LITERALLY BE THE WORST THING EVER June 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck you, Tommy Lee. You stupid, talentless hack. You waste […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 OTHER AWARDS THAT YOU COULD NAME AFTER HEAVY METAL MUSICIANS June 3rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Amy Sciarretto from Noisecreep reports that Birmingham City […]
...And F*ck You Too 700 THIS PROBABLY MADE FRED PHELPS VERY UPSET June 2nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Remember how the incredibly nice people from the Westboro Asylum […]
...And F*ck You Too 670 TEN THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW ATTACK ATTACK! SONG May 18th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg 1. Endure a political lecture from Blackie Lawless. 2. Take […]
...And F*ck You Too 960 PAGING DR. DANZIG May 13th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Alright, so I’m not a doctor, and I fully acknowledge […]
...And F*ck You Too 320 IS THIS WHAT WAS RUNNING THROUGH JOEY BELLADONNA’S HEAD WHEN HE GOT THE OFFER TO RE-RE-JOIN ANTHRAX? May 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Through amazing mind-reading technology created by the MetalSucks Mansion Monkey […]
...And F*ck You Too 610 RICHY NIX: METAL’S ANSWER TO EBOLA April 16th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg See that logo in the lower left hand corner? Yep, […]
...And F*ck You Too 470 SEPULTURA GO GREEN? YEAH RIGHT. April 6th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein This article about Sepultura allegedly being “carbon neutral” really rankles […]
...And F*ck You Too 490 THESE TWO DESERVE ONE ANOTHER March 10th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You all know Dale “Rage” Resteghini, right? He’s the music […]
...And F*ck You Too 300 FRIENDLY REMINDER: COURTNEY LOVE IS THE SCARIEST F*CKING CREATURE ON THE FACE OF THE F*CKING EARTH March 2nd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’d kill myself, too, if I woke up one day […]
...And F*ck You Too 700 THIS WEATHER F*CKING SUCKS February 26th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys work furiously to meet Lord Rosenberg’s […]
...And F*ck You Too 300 F*CK YOU, EVANESCENCE February 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so this isn’t actually Evanescence, but, rather, some Swedish […]
...And F*ck You Too 940 WIFE OF ATREYU’S BRANDON SALLER LIKES THE LION KING, HATES WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ROCKANDROLL February 3rd, 2010 at 12:02pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so reader C.J. Altman follows Atreyu drummer/auto-tuner Brandon Saller […]
...And F*ck You Too 350 WELL THERE’S A SHOCKER: COLD’S SCOOTER WARD DOESN’T ACTUALLY LISTEN TO MUSIC January 29th, 2010 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg Scooter Ward, as photographed by Neil Zlozower. And now, ladies […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 NOT SO POLITELY CONTESTING A CLAIM BY LINKIN PARK’S MIKE SHINODA January 25th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mike Shitnoda, the ugly Backstreet Boy wannabe who raps for […]
...And F*ck You Too 410 HEY VH1? GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! HURRY! January 6th, 2010 at 1:55pm Anso DF I logged a heroic number of TV hours this holiday […]
...And F*ck You Too 1250 YEAH, VARG. WE’RE THE RACIST ONES. THAT’S RICH. December 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Varg Vikernes, the last time he really enjoyed pussy. A […]
