Poll 640 POLL: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW LAMB OF GOD ALBUM WRATH? February 4th, 2009 at 2:23pm Vince Neilstein Lots of you have been emailing us to tell us […]
Interviews 240 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH GREG ANDERSON OF SUNN O))) AND SOUTHERN LORD RECORDS February 4th, 2009 at 12:51pm Vince Neilstein Legendary dronesters Sunn o))) and record label Southern Lord share […]
\m/ 160 HEAVY METAL LAUNDRY TIPS February 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein When I was a teenager I used to yell at […]
Black Collar Workers 480 METAL EDGE AND METAL MANIACS TO SHUT THEIR COVERS FOR THE FINAL TIME February 4th, 2009 at 1:00am Vince Neilstein An anonymous source has confirmed to MetalSucks that legendary magazines […]
Tour de Force 170 HOLY METALFEST, BATMAN! U.S. FINALLY JUMPS ON THE EUROPEAN FESTIVAL BANDWAGON. February 3rd, 2009 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein In the summer of 2006, before MetalSucks was even a […]
The Webernets 180 MICROSOFT SONGSMITH: A METAL CASE STUDY February 3rd, 2009 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein If you haven’t heard about the laughing stock that is […]
Black Collar Workers 460 NOW KILLSWITCH ENGAGE RIFFS ARE BEING USED AS HIP-HOP SAMPLES. February 2nd, 2009 at 5:31pm Vince Neilstein Have Killswitch Engage reached cultural ubiquity? It’s hard to believe, […]
Interviews 110 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SYLOSIS GUITARIST JOSH MIDDLETON February 2nd, 2009 at 2:46pm Vince Neilstein U.K. prog-death-thrashers (yeah, I said it) Sylosis are without a […]
Editorials 690 FAILED EXPERIMENTS IN HUMAN CREATIVITY: THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE EDITION February 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Readers of this site with a fine attention to detail […]
Cinemetal 340 SOME WANKER FUTZING AROUND ON AN 11-STRING GUITAR January 30th, 2009 at 4:38pm Vince Neilstein It’s all in the power of the skull-tail. -VN
Viral Vomit 210 SCOTT STAPP TAKING A SH*T… January 30th, 2009 at 12:59pm Vince Neilstein … would sound better than Scott Stapp singing. -VN [Thanks: […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 VINCE NEIL: STILL OBLIVIOUS January 30th, 2009 at 10:14am Vince Neilstein Am I the only who finds Vince Neil’s recent statement […]
Reviews 70 TINNITUS SANCTUS FINDS EDGUY BEING EDGUY January 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein High school Vince Neilstein would’ve loved Edguy if only he’d […]
New Stuff 60 BILOCATE: A BAND TOO GOOD NOT TO WRITE ABOUT January 29th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Six times over the past 9 months I’ve received emails […] http://www.metalsucks.net/track/bilocate-thedeadsea.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Music Dorkery 120 NATURAL BOOBS = GOOD AUDIO QUALITY January 28th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein In a well-written but typically sour-old-fart-ish rant about the audio […]
The Webernets 20 THOUGHT THAT DAVID LEE ROTH SOUNDBOARD WAS FUN? January 28th, 2009 at 2:12pm Vince Neilstein If you were as endlessly entertained by the David Lee […]
What the...?? 250 AT LEAST BLEEDING THROUGH’S MARTA IS GOOD AT SOMETHING January 28th, 2009 at 12:41pm Vince Neilstein ‘Cause lord knows, her band sure blows donkey balls. Check […]
Cinemetal 160 VOMIT GUN: ANOTHER YOUTUBE CLASSIC January 28th, 2009 at 10:27am Vince Neilstein Mark Gormley’s smash hit was so popular amongst the MS […]
Viral Vomit 140 STATUS OF TOOL AND A PERFECT CIRCLE: “CLASSIFIED” January 27th, 2009 at 3:50pm Vince Neilstein At least according to this, erm, “press conference” video for […]
Viral Vomit 90 A MUCH LESS OBJECTIONABLE METAL COVER BY ALANIS MORISSETTE January 26th, 2009 at 12:12pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s post of In This Moment covering Iron Maiden […]