Cinemetal 20 STONE TEMPLE KISS February 17th, 2009 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein I’ve always loved Stone Temple Pilots and refuse to make […]
Worst Week Ever 290 IN WHICH WE GOT A NEW LAMB OF GOD VIDEO!! February 13th, 2009 at 6:23pm Vince Neilstein So Axl and I are shuttering up the gates to […]
New Stuff 80 RIMFROST: MUCH BETTER THAN AN ICY COLD BUTT-HOLE February 13th, 2009 at 5:15pm Vince Neilstein More often than not we’re making of fun of black […]
Tour de Force 290 THIS YEAR’S PROGRESSIVE NATION TOUR NOT AS ROCKIN’ AS THE LAST February 13th, 2009 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein When Mike Portnoy announced that there would be a 2009 […]
New Stuff 100 LET THE GOJIRA NAME-DROPPING BEGIN February 13th, 2009 at 11:58am Vince Neilstein If 2008 was the year of Gojira, then 2009 will […]
Contests 770 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE NEW BAKERTON GROUP (MEMBERS OF CLUTCH) CD! February 12th, 2009 at 6:40pm Vince Neilstein There were a fuck load of entries for last week’s […]
170 NEW MASTODON TRACK IN SPLATTERHOUSE TRAILER? February 12th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Preface: this is purely speculation and we do not have […]
Cinemetal 60 REMEMBER WHEN CHRIS CORNELL WASN’T A LAUGHINGSTOCK? February 12th, 2009 at 10:53am Vince Neilstein Yeah, me too. That was pretty cool. Well, anyway… here’s […]
Viral Vomit 50 DAVID AFTER DENTIST, GONE METAL February 11th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein By now you’ve probably seen the viral YouTube clip “David […]
The Webernets 150 TWITTER-NATION! THE METAL EDITION February 11th, 2009 at 3:57pm Vince Neilstein Is Twitter the new Facebook (if Facebook was, in fact, […]
Reviews 100 SCALE THE SUMMIT LEAP WAY OVER DESERT CANYONS ON PROSTHETIC DEBUT February 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Scale The Summit are an instrumental metal band. While that […]
Cinemetal 130 “ANTICOSMIC OVERLOAD” VIDEO PROVES OBSCURA’S METTLE February 10th, 2009 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein I haven’t yet had a chance to fully digest Obscura’s […]
New Stuff 80 [EPIC!] BRAZILIAN POWER METAL BAND OF THE DAY: HIBRIA February 9th, 2009 at 2:45pm Vince Neilstein “There’s enough Brazilian power metal bands to go around for […]
Cinemetal 150 THE CULT OF DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN February 9th, 2009 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein Of the MetalSucks Mansion inhabitants only Gary Suarez was (reportedly) […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 30 I WANNA LAY RICHIE SAMBORA DOWN ON A BED OF ROSES February 6th, 2009 at 10:50am Vince Neilstein When this video came out I thought it was the […]
Contests 1630 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN AWESOME GOD FORBID EARTHSBLOOD PRIZE PACKAGE! February 5th, 2009 at 5:46pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to groverXIII, the winner of last week’s funny photo […]
Cinemetal 160 THE ANSWER MAKE MY DICK HARD February 5th, 2009 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein That’s the realization I had on Tuesday night at the […]
Cinemetal 30 PIG DESTROYER PENGUIN MOSH (FEAT. HAPPY FEET) February 5th, 2009 at 10:34am Vince Neilstein
Metal Jewery 420 HOLD YOUR (JEWISH) DAUGHTERS BACK; DAVID DRAIMAN IS ON THE SINGLES MARKET! February 4th, 2009 at 4:33pm Vince Neilstein Following Disturbed lead-crooner David Draiman’s much-publicized split with his fiancee […]