Viral Vomit 340 “I’M GONNA FAINT! HOLY SH*T! I’M ABOUT TO PASS OUT!” May 7th, 2009 at 11:45am Vince Neilstein The above line was uttered screamed by a manic Chris […]
Cinemetal 360 A LIVE VIDEO OF A BAND AT THEIR ABSOLUTE PEAK May 7th, 2009 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein Amazing, no? Thanks to Red Blogojovich for sending this in. […]
New Stuff 330 FREE NEW DREAM THEATER MP3 — TODAY ONLY! May 6th, 2009 at 5:33pm Vince Neilstein The good folks at Roadrunner Records are giving away a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 30 RATT COME BACK FOR MORE, ROUND AND ROUND AND OUT OF THE CELLAR FOR ROCKLAHOMA May 6th, 2009 at 11:45am Vince Neilstein When I saw the news yesterday that Ratt are going […]
Tour de Force 50 RELAPSE CONTAMINATION TOUR UPDATE: OBSCURA FORCED TO DROP OFF, TOUR CUT SHORT May 6th, 2009 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein Due to illness, Obscura have been forced to cut short […]
Tour de Force 900 HEAVEN & HELL + COHEED & CAMBRIA: LIKE TWO NUTS IN A SACK May 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Am I the only person who thinks the pairing of […]
New Stuff 150 SCORE ANOTHER ONE FOR PROSTHETIC… UNHOLY’S NEW LIFE BEHIND CLOSED EYES F*CKING RIPS May 5th, 2009 at 11:45am Vince Neilstein Can Prosthetic Records do any wrong? The record label that […]
Contests 120 CONTESTS, CONTESTS, EVERYWHERE CONTESTS! May 4th, 2009 at 5:38pm Vince Neilstein We’re giving away so much awesome free shit at the […]
Cinemetal 130 SEVENTH VOID TRADE IN THEIR BLACK CLOTHES FOR A BOTTLE OF BOURBON May 4th, 2009 at 1:02pm Vince Neilstein Several of you (ok… three) have emailed MetalSucks urging us […]
New Stuff 230 AWESOMENESS OF NEW ZAO ALBUM EXPLAINED: THE POWER OF THE ‘STACHE May 4th, 2009 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein MetalSucks liking Zao is something akin to getting a blowjob […]
Contests 2060 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW RELEASES FROM AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED AND BRUTAL TRUTH! May 1st, 2009 at 5:39pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to RobotScythe, the winner of last week’s funny photo […]
Viral Vomit 180 A BAND OF (D)ORCS May 1st, 2009 at 11:14am Vince Neilstein This is pure comedy gold. The best is the part […]
Reunion Mania 190 DEAR METAL BANDS: STOP BREAKING UP. BECAUSE YOU’LL INEVITABLY GET BACK TOGETHER. April 30th, 2009 at 4:45pm Vince Neilstein Our bro-bros at Metal Insider brought up a good point […]
New Stuff 100 NEW MUSIC THURSDAY: METALSUCKS READER SUBMISSIONS April 30th, 2009 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein See? We do read all of your suggestions. Zu: “baritone […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 390 WHERE DOTH BE ATREYU? April 30th, 2009 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein Just yesterday I saw a kid an Atreyu shirt and […]
Reunion Mania 230 UPDATE! OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM CAVE IN REGARDING “REUNION” April 29th, 2009 at 2:45pm Vince Neilstein With regards to this morning’s post about a potential Cave […]
Reunion Mania 90 CAVE IN REUNION! CAVE IN REUNION! CAVE IN REUNION!!! April 29th, 2009 at 11:31am Vince Neilstein [UPDATE: The band has posted an official update clarifying the […]
Reunion Mania 450 MYLES KENNEDY’S* NO-BULLSH*T TAKE ON THE CREED REUNION (*AKA OURS) April 29th, 2009 at 9:55am Vince Neilstein Fresh off the heels of the announcement that Creed will […]
What the...?? 110 MARY-KATE LOOKS JUST LIKE OZZY OSBOURNE April 28th, 2009 at 3:45pm Vince Neilstein OK, so admittedly some of our “X looks just like […]