Black Collar Workers 630 THERE ARE TOO MANY F*CKING TOURS OUT RIGHT NOW November 16th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein There are too many fucking metal tours happening in the […]
Show Reviews 40 I’M STILL CLEANING THE CORPSEPAINT OFF MY FACE November 16th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein This past weekend was “The Blackened Weekend” here in NYC, […]
What the...?? 350 NERGAL’S GOT RED HOT MORNING WOOD November 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Not only is Behemoth’s Nergal a country singer with no […]
Tour de Force 100 WASTING THE WORLD, ONE FLOOD AT A TIME November 13th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein The MetalSucks-sponsored Waste The World Tour (featuring Municipal Waste, with […]
Music Dorkery 220 RIME OF THE ANCIENT HARPER November 13th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Our bromance love kittens over at Metal Insider — in […]
The Webernets 190 OPERATION: SUMERIANCORE WIKI WAS A BUST November 13th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein My efforts to have Sumeriancore added to Wikipedia have been […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 180 MASTODON HAVE NO RESPECT FOR KWANZAA November 13th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein So I’m reading all about the “Royal Edition” of Mastodon’s […]
Cinemetal 190 MY DICK’S A FREE SPIRIT, AND YOU CAN’T RESTRAIN IT! November 13th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Tongue-in-cheek or not, Steel Panther’s Feel the Steel is so […]
Editorials 140 THE BEST UNSIGNED BAND I’VE HEARD THIS YEAR IS STILL CARNAL RAPTURE November 13th, 2009 at 10:08am Vince Neilstein Technically disqualified from my year-end list because their record came […]
Contests 2170 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HEAVY METAL KILLERS VINYL AND SCARF! November 12th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The winner to last week’s funny photo caption contest was […]
Cinemetal 310 “LISTEN TO MORBID ANGEL” November 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein That’s we told MS Intern David en route to this […]
\m/ 60 FAN MAIL November 12th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The above piece of art, titled “Fucking Shit Balls,” was […]
Not Quite Metal? 190 DANKO JONES JUST WANNA ROCK November 12th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Sometimes you just wanna rock. Sometimes you don’t want to […]
Tour de Force 310 JIZZ ALERT: THE FACELESS WILL PERFORM PLANETARY DUALITY IN ITS ENTIRETY ON UPCOMING TOUR! November 12th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The Faceless’ Planetary Duality was one of our most favoritest […]
Black Collar Workers 380 THIS IS HOW YOU PROMOTE A NEW BAND November 12th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Forget record labels, expensive music videos, fancy photo shoots or […]
Whoops 180 SO THAT NECROPHAGIST UKULELE VIDEO IS A FAKE November 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein As many of you pointed out (including Eyal, who emailed […]
Show Reviews 210 THE AMENTA, BRINGING INDUSTRIAL BACK ONE VADER SHOW AT A TIME November 11th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Australian metal troop The Amenta are currently touring the U.S. […]
Rampant Rumors 100 WILL JOE PERRY AND STEVEN TYLER JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY? November 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I mean, come ON! Does anyone, including Perry and Tyler […]
The Webernets 240 A REALLY COOL IDEA FOR A BAND WEBSITE November 10th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Check out the official website for the band Rusty Eye. […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 THE OCEAN FIND A NEW SINGER AND ANNOUNCE THEY’LL BE RELEASING TWO ALBUMS IN 2010! November 10th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The MetalSucks proverbial wet-dreams of early ’08 (we have a […]
