Two U.S. dates, Canada, Mexico, Germany and Austria!

Blythe will reveal the “specific theme” of the show soon enough, although we have some guesses.

So romantic!

You are definitely going to want to see this dark drama about a young, female metalhead struggling with inner turmoil.

“People are all like, ‘You’re never gonna beat the Remission record, why don’t you write another record like that?’ Why don’t you just pull it off your shelf and listen to it if that’s what you wanna hear?”

Do you wanna get hiiiiiiiigh?

Some old-school style DM ripe for the banging of heads.

As usual, we’re not sure whether to be awestruck or completely creeped out.

Get your dance on to Mastodon!

Owning a pair will enhance your pussy-eating abilities by 1000%.

You will not regret watching this. Because power metal is never not funny!

Three unsigned bands from the MS inbox that’ve made an impression on us lately.

“Luckily this book isn’t some Mötley Crüe dirt type thing.”

This is silly, but fun!

Dallas date canceled, tickets have been refunded.

Finally, an outlet for us men!

Slow, deliberate, hardcore-flavored sludge that hits you in THAT SPOT.

Getting our pants wet 15 seconds at a time.

Plus: listen to some new music from the Mastodon + Tool group.

Also: live footage of Lajon Witherspoon performing “Cult of Personality” with Living Colour on the Shiprocked cruise.