2017 is shaping up to be a landmark year for American synthwave fans.

“Conformicide” is coming in March, and the band will tour both North America and Europe.

Eagles of Death Metal and Russian Circles, too!

73 employees were laid off immediately with pay. Help them get back on their feet.

Also: Tupac, Electric Light Orchestra and Joan Baez.

In his first public appearance since being released from the hospital, Kanye chose his clothes wisely.

It’s a conceptual album that will tell the story of a desert-like version of the Grim Reaper” as a metaphor for cancer. Whoa.

Never before has Judas Priest’s music sounded so adorable. Ring a ding dong, ringa dinga ding dong.

And it’s really good!

Fifty-five year old Midwestern women, rejoice!

“I Broke every bone in my face. Cracked my skull. Have a brain injury and bleeding on my brain. My face came apart from my skull in two places.”

The Metallica guitarist is trying to remain positive in light of all the negative.

Are Pallbearer on their way to becoming one of the biggest bands in metal? It certainly feels that way.

Oceans Ate Alaska and Fire from the Gods will join, too.

The new act makes it illegal to use bots/software to obtain more tickets than allowed, and to resell any tickets bought with the help of a bot.

Ain’t no stinkin’ visa issues gonna keep them from coming this time!

Blames his white power salute at Dimebash on hecklers in the front row antagonizing him.

For Whom the Bell & Evans Tolls.

BREEEEEAAAAAAAKDOOOOOOOWNS

Surely you guys can come up with something funny for these two drum legends…