Cinemetal 0 Are You a Single Juggalo Looking for Your Soulmate? Try juggaLOVE, the New Dating Site Exclusively for Juggalos! January 10th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Being together felt right… even AFTER the peyote wore off!”
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Opeth’s Blackwater Park Enters the Hall of Fame! January 9th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Guitarist/vocalist Mikael Åkerfeldt, drummer Martin Lopez, bassist Martin Méndez, guitarist Peter Lindgren, and even Porcupine Tree frontman Steven Wilson give Decibel the story behind this classic release.
The Peanut Gallery 0 You Guys Send Us the Nicest Facebook Messages January 9th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The peanut gallery speaks!
Contests 0 Enter to Win The Metal Masters 5 VIP Package! January 9th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks VIP tickets to the Metal Masters 5 clinic and all-star jam session, gear from Hartke and Samson, swag from Jagermeister and more.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 We All Die (Laughing): U Jam? January 9th, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF I mean: U All Jam (Raging)?
Music Dorkery 0 Best (Not-Quite-New) Invention Ever of the Day: The Djentstick January 9th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg You can play After the Burial on it!
Metal Mitzvah 0 Machine Head’s Robb Flynn to Perform Black Sabbath Classics with Members of Metallica, Slayer, Suicide Silence, and More January 9th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And it’s all for a great cause to boot!
Tweet Twat 0 GWAR’s Oderus Urungus Teases “Major Announcement” January 9th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg WHAT COULD IT BE?!?!?!
Tweet Twat 0 The Single Most Exciting Slipknot Photo You Will Ever See January 9th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Maybe people = shit, but this photo sure does rule.
Metal Metsieh 0 Dad Metal Songs Now Available for Free Download January 9th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg This is not a joke.
This Sucks 0 Black Breath Drummer Jamie Byrum Hospitalized After Being Hit by a Car January 9th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg He has undergone surgery for multiple fractures.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sabaton’s Heroes Album Art is Hilarious (I Think) January 8th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Is this knowingly silly?
Jumping Darkness Parade 0 Jumping Darkness Pollade: Real Drummers Vs. Superior Drummer January 8th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Of course it’s awesome to have an amazing drummer. But what happens when your drummer sounds like a pair of shoes in the dryer, or has unrepairable popcorn feet?
Tweet Twat 0 A Too-Brief Video of Danny Walker from Intronaut and Uphill Battle Playing Drums for Job for a Cowboy January 8th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg WANT MOAR.
New Stuff 0 “Son of Sodom”: Somehow, Persuader Persuade Me January 8th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can someone tell me why I like this?
Breaking the Law 0 Insane Clown Posse Sue U.S. Justice Department, FBI January 8th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks They’re tired of being harassed for allegedly being gang members.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The Haunted Enter The Eye of the Storm January 8th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The mostly-reunited Made Me Do It-era line-up will release new three-song single later this month.
Moppet Metal 0 Watch Guitarist John Waldefeldt Progress from Ages Nine to Thirteen, Shred Yngwie to Pieces January 8th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg He gets better before your very eyes.
Cinemetal 0 “Are You a Dad? Has Creating Life Sucked the Life Out of You? Sounds Like You Need… DAD METAL!” January 8th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Includes the hits “We Will Be There When We Get There,” “Go Play Somewhere Else,” and “Because Timmy Sorenson’s Dad is a Drunk, That’s Why.”
Cinemetal 0 Here’s the First of Four Trailers for Behemoth’s The Satanist January 8th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Also: album artwork!!!
