Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Move To January 25th, 2014 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt Move, bitch — get out tha way!!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Went to NAMM January 24th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Rambo blows away this week’s top stories.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Remembered Metal Memento Mentions? January 24th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks A comet is hurtling toward your house. On your way out the door, you grab your most treasured metal memento.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will #$@&%*! Your Face Off in 2014: Tiger Flowers, Dead Hymns January 24th, 2014 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt I went to a Tiger Flowers show and got my dick sucked right off…
\m/ 0 The Most Metal Photobomb of All Time January 24th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Or videobomb, I guess.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Sierra’s Pslip January 24th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Abundantly catchy and interesting, but ultimately lacking its own identity.
New Stuff 0 Ageless Oblivion’s Blood Flows Glacially January 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg RIYL Deicide, The Black Dahlia Murder, Arsis.
Viral Vomit 0 Strangest Video Ever of the Day: He-Man Sings Mercyful Fate January 24th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did one of you slip PCP in my coffee or did I really just see this?
New Stuff 0 There are More Than a Thousand Things I’d Rather Do Instead of Listen to More Than a Thousand January 24th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Give me a fucking break.
Cinemetal 0 Metal Masters 5: Entire Show Now Available for Streaming Exclusively on GearGods.net January 24th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Watch an array of metal legends perform classics by Pantera, Slayer, Iron Maiden, and more!
Metal Mysteries 0 AttheGatesGate: Band Releases Another Not-So-Mysterious Mysterious Teaser January 24th, 2014 at 11:53am Axl Rosenberg Either they’re making a new album or they think fans will really enjoy footage of mixing boards.
What the...?? 0 Japanese Lamb of God Bootleggers are Good Spellars January 24th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Walk the faded lime!
Cinemetal 0 Here’s a Coldwell Banker Ad Featuring Mötley Crüe’s “Home Sweet Home” January 24th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Come find a nice place with a pool where your child’s friend can drown because you weren’t supervising him!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 “Killers & Kings”: The Countdown to New Machine Head Material Begins January 24th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Band will release new demo, Ignite cover for Record Store Day.
This Sucks 0 Motörhead Cancels European Tour… Again January 24th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Pass the Paxil.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Agnostic Front’s Induction Into the Hall of Fame is No Cause for Alarm January 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Did you know that guitarist Vinnie Stigma once tried to deflect bullets with a garbage can lid???
Tour de Force 0 Fulgora (Featuring Members of Misery Index and Pig Destroyer) Announce Live Debut! January 23rd, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg And the show is FREE!!!
Breaking the Law 0 You MUST be F**king Joking: Ex-Lostprophets Vocalist and Convicted Sex Offender Ian Watkins To Appeal Against the Length of His Prison Sentence January 23rd, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Who really thinks this guy deserves LESS time in jail?!?!
\m/ 0 The NAMM Jam to End All NAMM Jams!!! January 23rd, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks The poster says it all.
Contests 0 Unsigned Bands: Win a FREE Album or Merch Design by Vertebrae33!!! January 23rd, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks He’s done t-shirt designs for bands like Skeletonwitch, Whitechapel, and Kylesa… and if you win this contest, he’ll do yours for free!
