That was (too) fast (for love).

“Consider that rather than use a guitar cord or standard wireless, that in the name of science and for all mankind Flea courageously had a newly invented breakthrough in microchip technology installed in his ass,” hypothesizes the Guns N’ Roses vocalist.

Beef, son.

Not trolling.

Nominees include Gorguts, Protest the Hero, KEN Mode, and other bands that the U.S. National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences would never recognize.

And right in the middle of the performance TOSIN ABASI GETS ATTACKED BY AN ANGRY KOALA BEAR!!! (Okay I may have made that part up.)

Sergeant D. examines how yesterday’s garbage becomes tomorrow’s gold.

By which I mean, they’re books about metal, not books made out of metal.

Goes well with Hummus (Records).

Silly headline means “terrific melodeath band streams new song.”

No blood will be shed.

THE most metal party at SXSW 2014!

Also: get details of the band’s new album and label deal!

Brockie discusses the Seahawks’ drubbing of the Broncos.

No more booze for Uncle Al.

Includes new releases from Behemoth, Exmortus, Grand Magus, and more.

And it sounds like more will follow soon.

About as good as debuts get.

Just sayin’. No judgments.

The prolific producers shares his studio tips and tricks.