Reviews 0 Impetuous Ritual’s Unholy Congregation of Hypocritical Ambivalence: Good Intent, Generic Execution March 28th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks You probably won’t be able to pick this out from the crowd.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Did Muslipknoomhead Rip-Off Slipmushrooknot? March 28th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg One band’s promo photo looks like the other band’s promo photo.
\m/ 0 Professor Rewards Student for Using GWAR on an Exam March 28th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is so great.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Album Art for Arch Enemy’s War Eternal March 28th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, that’s not it. You have to click through to see it, dummy.
Black Collar Workers 0 Earache Records Sues Century Media March 28th, 2014 at 12:29pm Axl Rosenberg Only about fifteen months into a thirty-six month agreement, and the deal between these two labels has already fallen apart.
Cinemetal 0 Everything About A Breach of Silence’s “Night Ranger” Video is the Worst March 28th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Today’s idiocy brought to you by Maldeveloped Mitch Lucker Clone and Friends.
New Stuff 0 Hellyeah Love Parenthesis (Hate Good Music) March 28th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg No good (attack the moderate).
Cinemetal 0 Watch: Footage From Cloudkicker’s First-Ever Rehearsal March 28th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg With Intronaut, of course!
New Stuff 0 Akani “Slither” March 27th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hold your Velvet Revolver and Kataklysm jokes.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Rotting Out Working Out March 27th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Rotting Out vocalist Walter Delgado teaches you about power-lifting in the latest episode of Converse x Decibel.
Tour de Force 0 Scion Rock Fest 2014 Announces Final Line-Up March 27th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Machine Head, High on Fire, and more.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell, Check ’em Before You Wreck ’em March 27th, 2014 at 3:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Terrible band name, so-so album that’s big on tasty retro style, but marred by inconsistent songwriting.
...And F*ck You Too 0 That Time Ted Nugent Defended South African Apartheid March 27th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “All men are not created equal,” Nugent asserted in a 1990 interview.
Greatest Hits 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #28: Lie or Liar March 27th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Why are we waiting (to turn this off)?
Cinemetal 0 Poll: Is Memphis May Fire’s “No Ordinary Love” the Stupidest Music Video of All Time? March 27th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg My brains are now pancake batter.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Sneak preview: METAL GOES METAL vol 1!!!! March 27th, 2014 at 10:30am Sergeant D Bands like Black Veil Brides, Blessthefall, and Miss May I cover bands like Agalloch, Enslaved, and Darkthrone.
New Stuff 0 Perform an Autopsy on “The Howling Dead” March 27th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Band releases (overly?) simple new song.
New Stuff 0 Below’s “Mare of the Night” is Dio-tastic, Educational March 26th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not like suffocating.
New Stuff 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Finds Dio’s “Rainbow in the Dark” March 26th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This cover is like lightning… that will never bring you down.
This Sucks 0 GWAR’s Manager Releases New Statement Regarding the Death of Dave Brockie March 26th, 2014 at 3:57pm Axl Rosenberg GWAR-B-Q will go ahead as planned.
