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Hair Metal Happy Hour 0
“Win” Dinner with Bret Michaels
April 30th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Dessert is on you.


\m/ 0
Video: Sweet Old Lady Takes a Moment to Enjoy Some Metal
April 30th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Grandma, is that you?!?


Cinemetal 0
This Unofficial Video for Mastodon’s “Bedazzled Fingernails” is Amazing
April 30th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

WOW.


Editorials 0
It Sounds Like Kurt Cobain Was REALLY Glad He Married Courtney Love
April 30th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Newly-released handwritten note found at the scene of his suicide viciously satirizes marriage vows.


Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win an Autographed Copy of D.X. Ferris’ Slayer 66 2/3: The Jeff & Dave Years!!!
April 29th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Commemorate the one year anniversary of Jeff Hanneman’s passing with a free copy of this incredible book!


Upcoming Bullsh*t 0
This or the Apocalypse Thank Fans with Preview of New Material
April 29th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Move or Twyla… here comes TOTA!


Music Premieres 0
Exclusive Full Album Stream: Insomnium’s Shadows of the Dying Sun
April 29th, 2014 at 3:59pm MetalSucks

EPIC.


The Peanut Gallery 0
The Most Recent Batch of Intelligent Comments from Our Readers
April 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Maybe we just can’t handle the riffs.


This Sucks 0
Oath Breakers
April 29th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

No Valyrian steel here.


New Stuff 0
Red Fang Take You to “The Meadows”
April 29th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Awesome new song about the importance of a high thread count.


Music Premieres 0
Exclusive Premiere: Incantation, “Carrion Prophecy”
April 29th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks

Listen to Incantation’s first new song in two years.


Metal in the Media 0
Lars Ulrich is Doing Danish Commercials for Alcohol Now
April 29th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Cannot stop the boozery.


Breaking the Law 0
Scorpions Drummer James Kottak Sentenced to One Month in Dubai Prison for Saying Some Really Racist Sh*t
April 29th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Dipshit.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 29, 2014
April 29th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund

This week’s SIXTY new releases: Listen. Jam. Thank us.


Upcoming Bullsh*t 0
Once More ‘Round the Mastodon Album Artwork
April 29th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

It’s slightly better than the album art we made.


Cinemetal 0
Watch Metal Injection’s Coverage from the Black Carpet of the 2014 Revolver Golden Gods Awards
April 28th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Eddie Hermida impersonates Axl Rose! Marilyn Manson abducts a young girl! A surprising number of musicians want to fuck Alice Cooper! And more!!!


Metal Tech 0
Now You Can Take Your Djenstick Everywhere with the FretPen
April 28th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Well THANK GOD.


Contests 0
Contest: Win Signed Guitars from Whitechapel and DevilDriver and VIP Tickets to Their Upcoming Tour!
April 28th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Prize packages this awesome do not come your way often!


The Webernets 0
Best Craigslist Missed Connections Posting Ever of the Day: I Gave You My Queensrÿche CD, You Gave Me Your Vagina
April 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Ah, love.


Reviews 0
Madhouse Of Lords: Lord Mantis’ Harrowing Death Mask
April 28th, 2014 at 3:00pm Anso DF

You will gag for the new Lord Mantis.


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