New Stuff 0 Old Man Gloom Give You “The Lash” September 11th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Give a monkey some LSD and a hammer and everything falls to shit.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 We Have a Lot of New Info on the New Bloodbath Album (But We Still Don’t Know Who the Singer Is) September 11th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Will it put the “fun” in “funeral”?
Reunion Mania 0 Reunited Superjoint [Ritual] Post Fun Video Footage September 11th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Danzigs.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Elastic Patrol: Monster Magnet To Release ‘Reimagined’ 2013 Album September 11th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF Monster Magnet but weirder?
This Sucks 0 Greenville, Kentucky Police Department Claim Blamelessness in Arrest of Exodus Fan September 11th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “IT WASN’T US!” says Greenville PD.
Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: Chris Pervelis of Internal Bleeding’s Five Essential “Vantastic” Driving Albums September 10th, 2014 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The slam pioneers list out their decidedly un-slammy listening choices.
\m/ 0 Fun Time Waster: Take This Quiz, Find Out Which 80s Metal Band You Should Be In September 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I got Motörhead! Which doesn’t even make sense!!!
Reviews 0 Cannibal Corpse’s A Skeletal Domain: Fire Up the Chainsaw! September 10th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Nothing here stands out as necessary Cannibal Corpse, but the band still fucking rules their fucking roost with talons of fucking steel.
Cinemetal 0 The New Rabbits Video is “So Fake It’s Real” September 10th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg From Whitey McConnaughy, who directed all those sweet Red Fang videos!
Br00tal-lists 0 Today’s List Over Which to Argue: Revolver‘s Ten Nu-Metal Albums You Need to Own September 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg My list is considerably different from theirs. What about yours?
Music Dorkery 0 Ex-Slayer Drummer Dave Lombardo: “I Worked on All of the Songs That are Going to be on the New Album” September 10th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg What, if anything, does that mean for the finished record?
This Sucks 0 Read Neill Jameson from Krieg and Twilight’s Heart-Wrenching Account of His Relationship with Nachtmystium’s Blake Judd September 10th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not flattering to Judd.
This Sucks 0 Exodus Fan Who Was Arrested for Posting Lyrics on Facebook: “It’s Surreal” September 10th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Yeah no shit,” replies everyone.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Corey Taylor Reveals That Slipknot’s New Drummer and Bassist Will Wear Identical Masks September 10th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Because that worked out so well for Mushroomhead.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Cowards: U Jam? September 10th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF The band you loved has changed? Just sit tight, brah!
Music Dorkery 0 Courtney Love’s Isolated Vocal and Guitar Tracks are About as Pleasant as Ebola September 10th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg What did my poor ears ever do to deserve this?!?
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Hammerhead’s Global Depression Prize Pack! September 9th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Winning this contest will make you happy!
Music Dorkery 0 Take a Guitar Lesson with Brody from Rivers of Nihil September 9th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s another great opportunity for all you aspiring musicians out there…
Metal in the Media 0 Magneto Loves Metal September 9th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Which actually makes perfect sense.
Metal Merch 0 This Frank Bello Coffee Mug Might be the Best Piece of Metal Merch I’ve Seen All Year September 9th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg WARNING: Drinking from the Frank Bello coffee mug does not guarantee that you will become as excited about life as the actual Frank Bello.
