Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Creed’s Scott Stapp is Broke, Living at a Holiday Inn November 26th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I guess no one has their arms wide open to welcome this dingleberry.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Five Guitarists and Five Drummers We’d Be Happy to See Join Megadeth November 26th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Who will be Dave Mustaine’s next glorified secretaries?!?!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Guitarist Chris Broderick and Drummer Shawn Drover BOTH Quit Megadeth November 26th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A fishy situation made extra-fishy by the timing.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Vinyl Copies of Cradle of Filth’s V-Empire and The Principle of Evil Made Flesh! November 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Jesus is a cunt Cradle of Filth fan.
New Stuff 0 Lord Dying are Suffering from “A Wound Outside of Time” November 25th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whatever the hell that is. Good song, though.
Metal in the Media 0 “Burzum” Designated a Meteorological Term November 25th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg E.g., “Lightning followed by Burzum.”
New Stuff 0 The Black Dahlia Murder Streaming Black Dahlia Friday Release, Grind ‘Em All November 25th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just the kick in the nuts you need to get you through seeing your family this week.
Viral Vomit 0 Things Metal Vocalists Say November 25th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s funny because it’s true.
Reviews 0 Ne Obliviscaris’ Citadel: Another Helping of Jewel-Encrusted Sorcerer-Elephant Metal November 25th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks “I rode a ladder that climbed across the nations, there’s fifty million feet of earth…” C’mon and sing with me if you know it!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 12: Battles of Different Kinds in AFC North and NFC South November 25th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Plus: a recap of the Ravens victory over the Saints on Monday Night Football.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Cinemetal Review: It’s Elderly Blind Vet Vs. Werewolf in Late Phases November 25th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like a comedy, but it’s not very funny.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 25, 2014 November 25th, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Shop ’til you drop for Karne, Thomas Giles, Wayfarer (again), Attila, Cripper, Desecravity, and tons more!
New Stuff 0 Stream or Bust: AC/DC’s New Album Available for Your ROCKING Pleasure November 25th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg ROCK!
Br00tal-lists 0 For What are Metal Musicians Thankful? November 24th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Totally speculating here, but if I had to guess…
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Lock Up: At the Gates’ Tomas Lindberg Out, Brutal Truth’s Kevin Sharp In November 24th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Or, put another way: good-bye baseball caps, hello cowboy hats.
Metal Merch 0 Now Your Penis Can Go Where Dave Mustaine’s Penis Has Been November 24th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg And you don’t even hafta become his Eskimo Brother to do it!
Metal Merch 0 The Definitive Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide for 2014 November 24th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks From metal-themed lawn gnomes to a metaled-out BMX bike to everything in between.
Cinemetal 0 Writer/Director James Gunn Reveals the Odd Connection Between Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith, Benecio Del Toro, and Guardians of the Galaxy November 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is what happened when Del Toro learned that Smith’s daughter was working on the film…
Cinemetal 0 “Paul Baloff”: An Awesome Animated Video for Ill Bill’s Rap Song About the Late Exodus Vocalist November 24th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Paul Baloff would surely appreciate this.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 In Flames Publicly Beefing with Original Vocalist Henke Forss November 24th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg ANOTHER crappy Photoshop job made by someone other than me.
