Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Metallica May Never Record Their New Album December 12th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg JESUS CHRIST JUST BREAK UP ALREADY.
Black Collar Workers 0 Linkin Park Fire Their Managers for Making Them Too Successful December 12th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg And just fifteen years too late.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Cover of the New All That Remains Album December 12th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Admire the beautiful wrapping paper on a box full of shit.
Editorials 0 Scott Stapp Thought He Was a CIA Agent Assigned to Kill President Obama December 12th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You couldn’t make this shit up.
Retrospective 0 Revelations About Korn’s Debut Album That Make a LOT of Sense: Fieldy Hates Bass, Jonathan Davis Loves Meth December 12th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Meth: the drug that makes crack seem classy!
Black Collar Workers 0 Battle in the North: Immortal Members Now Legally Fighting Over the Band’s Name December 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Forget Abbath, what he needs is Alawyah.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Latest Hall of Fame Inductee is Such a Spazz December 11th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Specifically, the album La Revancha by Spazz.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 New genre alert: #EZCRAB December 11th, 2014 at 3:00pm Sergeant D The sensation that’s sweeping the nation!
New Stuff 0 Is Unsacred’s False Light Tr00? December 11th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And, more importantly… is it good?
...And F*ck You Too 0 If Metal Bands Were Holidays… December 11th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck Christmas. What I want is Passoverkill, Purimmolation, and Rosh Hashamonamarth.
A View From the Pit 0 Photos: Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, and Exodus in Upper Darby, PA, November 30, 2014 December 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks SSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYERRRRRRR!!!!!
Metal Merch 0 Former Judas Priest Guitarist K.K. Downing Goes From Performer to Perfumer December 11th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Smells like elderly spirit.
Album of the Day 0 Album of the Day: One (Hellbound) by Demiricous December 11th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The best Slayer album Slayer never made?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Jake E. Lee Says Sharon Osbourne Scammed Him December 11th, 2014 at 10:00am Anso DF The problem with the music business can be the music businesspeople.
New Stuff 0 Marduk Wrote a Song About Star Trek: The Next Generation! December 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Klingons appreciate strong metal.
Metal Merch 0 For Just $150, Now You, Too, Can Look Like One of the Schmucks in Mushroomhead December 10th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But I’ll kick you in the nuts for free.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Korn, Pierce the Veil, Pallbearer and More Earn to Play Shows? December 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks These are always fun to look at, even if they only represent part of the picture.
Editorials 0 Has Moshing Turned Into a Form of Bullying? December 10th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot’s Chris Fehn thinks so.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Premiere: Chiildren, “O’ Child” December 10th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The male porn-star “Synthetic Metal Duo” Chiildren returns with a stunning new song.
Tour de Force 0 New England Metal & Hardcore Fest Announces Initial 2015 Line-Up December 10th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Between the Buried and Me, Testament, Exodus, Overcast, Nuclear Assault, Nails, and more!
