Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! March 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This band’s inability to understand the values of branding is your chance to win some free shit.
Tour de Force 0 Euroblast XI Adds Ten Bands to the Bill March 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks New additions include Modern Day Babylon, Heavy Metal Ninjas, and The Hirsch Effekt.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Cattle Decapitation’s New Album is Done and Ready to Decapitate Cattle March 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Album will be released mid-summer, says the band.
Metal in the Media 0 Associated Press Confuses Millionaire Murderer of People, Robert Durst, for Millionaire Murderer of Good Taste, Fred Durst March 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sadly, the error did not result in Fred Durst’s arrest.
Haterade 0 Church Tongue Sets Guitarist on Fire, Find Band Still Blows Anyway March 17th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rammstein they ain’t.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Lyrics Re-Adjusted for Senior Citizens March 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because you can’t be the youth gone wild forever…
Tour de Force 0 BT-SHA-ZAM! Between the Buried and Me Announce New Album, Tour with Animals as Leaders and The Contortionist March 17th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg In related news, neither BTBAM nor Animals as Leaders nor The Contortionist will be on this year’s Summer Slaughter or Mayhem Fest.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 17, 2015 March 17th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund This week’s Heavy New Releases tip: The album with pyramids on its cover is not by the band called Pyramids!
New Stuff 0 The New Royal Thunder Song Will Make You “Glow” March 17th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Slide.
This Sucks 0 Fan Dies at Chelsea Grin/Carnifex Show March 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg His cause of death is currently unknown.
Black Collar Workers 0 Sunn O))) are Peeved That Someone is Aping Their Aped Logo March 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Copyright law gets meta.
New Stuff 0 Stream Alkaloid’s Entire The Malkuth Grimoire Right Now! March 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Believe the hype: this is one of the best tech-death records of the year.
Tour de Force 0 Torche Will Melt Your Banana March 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Torche and Melt-Banana are hittin’ the road together this summer.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Skinless Get Ruthless March 16th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Band announces first new album since 2006.
Cinemetal 0 This is Why There Won’t Be a Fifth Season of Metalocalypse March 16th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Short version: it wasn’t Brendon Small’s choice.
Metal in the Media 0 Larry King Interviews Steel Panther, Changes Journalism Forever March 16th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This year’s Pulitzer is in the bag!
Cinemetal 0 “Daddy”: Korn Deliver Boring Performance of Boring Song for First Time Since 1998 March 16th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I feel dirty. It hurt.”
Black Collar Workers 0 Unlocking the Truth Unlocking Their Sony Contract March 16th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band has yet to release any music on the label, and they already want out of their deal.
\m/ 0 Devin Townsend Wins Juno Award, Jams with Hand-Fart Extraordinaire March 16th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Fart of the Poozers.”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Exclusive: Black Pussy Forced to Cancel Show Because of Serious Threats of Violence and Vandalism March 16th, 2015 at 11:00am MetalSucks The latest episode in the saga of the band coming under fire for their allegedly racist name.
