Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! March 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proper branding: it’s not for every band.
New Stuff 0 Ghost Ship Octavius Explore the “Mills Of The Gods” March 24th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band, which features former members of Nevermore and God Forbid, have at last released their self-titled debut.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 “Open” Source: The Darkness’ Rad New Jam May Sound Familiar March 24th, 2015 at 3:30pm Anso DF He sells sanctuary?
Viral Vomit 0 Today in Heavy Metal Cats: Kitties in Chains’ “Cat in the Box” March 24th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m the cat in the box/ Come and scoop my sh*t!”
New Stuff 0 Royal Thunder Announce North American Tour with Wild Throne, Release Another New Track March 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called “The Line” and it debuted on High Times, even though that outlet is not cocaine-centric.
Music Dorkery 0 New Study Claims That Metal Musicians and Rappers Have Lower Life Expectancies Than Performers of Other Genres March 24th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This kinda doesn’t make sense, but it also kinda does.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Spylacopa’s “Handmade Flaws” March 24th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Time to open your Julie Christmas present.
Music Dorkery 0 Mixing Engineer Steve Thompson Claims it’s Lars Ulrich’s Fault That There’s No Bass on …And Justice for All March 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just when Lars thought his reputation couldn’t get any worse…
Editorials 0 Henri “Trollhorn” Sorvali from Moonsorrow/Finntroll Claims Credit for Strong Scene Productions/H&M Controversy March 24th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Dude certainly earned his nickname.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 24, 2015 March 24th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Oceano, Liturgy, Fulgora, The Monolith Deathcult, Groan, Karyn Crisis, Unrest and 50 more heavy new releases. No big whoop.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ill Niño Release Statement Regarding Otep/Terror Universal Controversy; Neither Band Will Be on Civil Unrest Tour March 24th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Leaked admat reveals identity of other bands on the tour.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Strong Scene Denies Ties to H&M, Claims to be a “Collective Art Project” March 23rd, 2015 at 8:10pm Axl Rosenberg We call bullshit.
Contests 0 Announcing the Sixth Almost-Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest!!! March 23rd, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Think you can do a better job than us? Here’s your chance to prove it!
Cinemetal 0 Kaliya’s “The Exiled” Will Knock Your Block Off March 23rd, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg RIYL: Converge, Nails, Xibalba.
Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
Cinemetal 0 The Gentle Storm Have Some Fascinating Ideas About What Things are Like in India and Amsterdam March 23rd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band’s two new videos are both very funny, but I don’t think they were intended to be.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Pounder? Nuclear Assault Hardly Know Her! March 23rd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band announces new EP!
This Sucks 0 Twisted Sister Drummer A.J. Pero Died from a “Massive Heart Attack,” Says Dee Snider March 23rd, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Singer says “advanced heart disease” was the culprit.
Breaking the Law 0 Slipknot’s Mick Thomson Charged for Knife Fight with Brother March 23rd, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He could spend as much as thirty days in jail (but probably won’t).
New Stuff 0 Video: Wintersun Debut New Song, “Forest” March 23rd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg New album FINALLY coming in 3013.
