IT’S A MIRACLE!!!

MetalSucks sponsors the second leg of Enabler’s plan for North American domination.

I think it’s Kylie, but I can’t really tell them apart.

All of this week’s heavy new releases just ladled right onto your face. Just sit there.

Wow, there’s a shocker.

Derek Riggs? Never heard of him.

It is as though Bumblefoot were TRYING to give Axl Rose an aneurysm.

The band’s sound has evolved! Will fans approve?

The event is now a massive, multi-venue, three-day party.

Interesting!

Sounds like a good plan to me.

May have ACTUALLY chosen a producer, that is.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman thinks “Why the long face?” but remains silent, slowly backs into the office, and calls animal welfare.

Five years ago, Type O Negative ended. Here are five of their best for newbies and veterans!

Eddie discusses the legacy of Taz, one of his favorite wrestlers of all time.

Defunct band at edges of Lord Mantis blow-up is playing next month? Probably not.

Stream the grindcore outfit’s record THIRD Decibel flexi disc.

Here at MetalSucks we encourage diverse opinions. The world would be truly boring without different points of view. But time and time again we see people viciously slamming bands on the Internet who don’t cater to their particular tastes. (Guilty!)

So the question is: are you destroying the scene? Are we destroying it? Are WE ALL blowing it to pieces because we’re immature pieces of crap whose egos can’t stand the fact that someone has different tastes in music than we do?

Brian Storm attempts to answer that question in his new video. Watch below.