Or, “How to Help Increase the Odds That Your Metal Band Will Make at Least a Little Bit of Money.”

Lineup features Obituary, Napalm Death, Terrorizer, Misery Index, Broken Hope, Revocation, Eyehategod and over 80 more bands.

“I wouldn’t spend money to come to this either,” says guitarist.

Jame Shart is ahead of the curve, as always.

Yup, sounds like Killswitch Engage alright.

Lowe’s sister says he’s been off the grid since Saturday.

Free cone with every ticket.

Born of Osiris share their collective favorite good-time party jams, most of which refreshingly have nothing to do with metal at all. In the quick Q&A that follows, we talk the brilliance of He Is Legend, the baddassery of Robyn and guitarist Lee McKinney’s moonwalk abilities.

Drool.

Video makee no sensee.

Beast of a death metal supergroup produces beast of a death metal track.

This is one of those times when truth is stranger than fiction.

Alas, they didn’t debut any new songs.

This week’s top stories include Pantera, Danzig, Tool, and more.

Every genre has at least one highlight. Funk metal had, like, five. What are they?

The proud tradition of excellent French Canadian death metal continues.

The band’s third full-length album (and first fully instrumental) is lighter on the throwback heavy stoner jams than earlier efforts with a more progressive elan.

Oslo all-stars Burst onto the scene as if Burnt by the Sun.

It’s a mystery.