Barbarous Book Club 0 Get Ready for a New Opeth… Coffee Table Book July 23rd, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s got words AND purdy pichers!
Tour de Force 0 Thy Art is Murder Vocalist/North Face Spokesman Bemoans Mayhem Fest Attendance, Catering July 23rd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not only are the fans staying away, but the food sucks, too.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Song Premiere: Extinction A.D.’s “Prisoners” July 23rd, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Like a sniper with a laser scope, Extinction A.D. will splatter your brains on the wall before you even know what hit you.
Metal Merch 0 Buy One of Jeff Hanneman’s Guitars — It’s for Charity! July 23rd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So everyone wins!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Redux In A Row: Monster Magnet Announces Another Reworked Album July 23rd, 2015 at 10:30am Anso DF Yay!!!!! Which Magnet album is getting a “re-imagining” this time?
New Stuff 0 The New Lynch Mob Song is Making Me Hungry July 22nd, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that jellyroll.
Cinemetal 0 Secrets and Lies Portrays Emmure’s Music as a Torture Device, Becomes Most Accurate Television Program in History July 22nd, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “TURN THIS SHIT OFF AND I’LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!”
Show Reviews 0 Show Review: A Night at the Rock Opera with Protomen July 22nd, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Celebrate the nerd and heave him or her onto your shoulders; now is the time of the nerd, so might as well give in and have a blast despite the absolute silliness.
This Sucks 0 After the Burial Guitarist Justin Lowe Found Dead July 22nd, 2015 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg This sad story comes to a tragic conclusion.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Malevolent Creation Bassist Jay Black on President Barack Obama: “It’s Sad to Know That Our Country Has Been Run by a Muslim for This Long Now” July 22nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Cretinous imbecile.
New Stuff 0 The Black Dahlia Murder Urge You Not to Forget Your “Receipt” July 22nd, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is this the first ever death metal song about shopping? Probably not.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Sevendust Album Will Probably Sound Kinda Like This July 22nd, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Band releases twenty seconds of a new song.
Tour de Force 0 Korn to “Celebrate” 20th Anniversary of Eponymous Debut by Performing Entire Album on Tour July 22nd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Support will come from Suicide Silence and Islander.
Cinemetal 0 Video: King Diamond and Kerry King from Slayer Perform Mercyful Fate’s “Evil” at Mayhem Fest July 22nd, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I wonder if King would have paid to see this?
Reviews 0 Album Review: Pissgrave’s Suicide Euphoria Will F*ck You Up July 22nd, 2015 at 9:30am MetalSucks What did you expect to find at the corner of Death Metal and Profound Lore?
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! July 21st, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tell me what this silly band logo says, win some swag.
Music Dorkery 0 Devin Townsend Stays Cools by Using an Air Conditioner as His Backing Band July 21st, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg And somehow still makes it sound good!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Aosoth, Merrimack Members Are VI July 21st, 2015 at 4:00pm Anso DF Vie violently via VI’s six sicknesses
Editorials 0 Which Metal Band Should Your Metal Band Rip-Off, and HOW Should You Rip Them Off? A Helpful Guide July 21st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “How to Help Increase the Odds That Your Metal Band Will Make at Least a Little Bit of Money.”
Events 0 This Week Only: Get 3-Day Passes to the Full Terror Assault Festival for Only $39.50 July 21st, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Lineup features Obituary, Napalm Death, Terrorizer, Misery Index, Broken Hope, Revocation, Eyehategod and over 80 more bands.
