\m/ 0 Babymetal Wanna Teach Metallica Their Dance Moves September 3rd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Plus: the best YouTube Babymetal “dance covers.”
Contests 0 Contest: Design a Movie Poster for Windhand’s “Two Urns” Music Video! September 3rd, 2015 at 2:00pm MetalSucks The music video will be premiering just in time for Halloween. Fans are encouraged to submit their own original poster design for the video for a chance to win cash and prizes!
Tour de Force 0 Black Sabbath Announce Final Tour September 3rd, 2015 at 1:29pm Axl Rosenberg Our founding fathers are finally retiring. Supposedly.
Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks 0 Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks 2015 Preview: Ghosts of Sailors at Sea September 3rd, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ghosts of Sailors at Sea’s glorious racket could very well wake the dead.
Reviews 0 Album Review: InAeona’s Force Awakens September 3rd, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks An engaging and somewhat challenging listen.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 What should we do to save metal? (Spoiler warning: destroy it) September 2nd, 2015 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. is the hero the scene needs, not the one it deserves.
Cinemetal 0 BulletBoys’ “Rollover” Video is the Comedy Event of the Season September 2nd, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, it’s funnier than Vacation was, at least.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Slipknot are Making a Haunted House September 2nd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Seems appropriate.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 40 & 41: Chris Holmes vs. Danny Worsnop, Blake Judd vs. Wes Scantlin September 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz your hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care.
Studio Stuff 0 Anthrax Issue Friendly Reminder That Their New Album Still Isn’t Out Yet September 2nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg But they also offer a good explanation as to WHY it’s not out yet.
New Stuff 0 40 Below Summer Still Exist, Have a “Mangina” September 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It cannot possibly be mere coincidence that the initials “BS” appear in this band’s moniker, can it?
This Sucks 0 Bruce Dickinson Got Tongue Cancer from Being a Cunning Linguist September 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t laugh, it’s not funny.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Jared Dines Demonstrates the Effect Various Drugs Have on Drumming September 2nd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Of all of Dines’ videos to date, this one may be closest to my heart.
Cinemetal 0 The Deth Knight Returns September 2nd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This Batman/Dethklok mash-up is even better than last year’s!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! September 1st, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s time for Wheel… of… WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT SAY?!?!
Viral Vomit 0 Listen: Every Periphery Song Played at Once September 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like… Portal?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Fall 2015 Edition September 1st, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Cinema becomes sinema.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 38 & 39: Mattie Montgomery vs. Giorgos Germenis, Bret Michaels vs. Axel Rudi Pell September 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks ‘Cause being a putz is the pits.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 “Par” For The Course: Stream VI’s Second New Song #Aosoth #Merrimack September 1st, 2015 at 2:30pm Anso DF How many geniuses they hiding in the band Aosoth?
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Album Stream: Pig Destroyer’s Prowler in the Yard Deluxe Reissue September 1st, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Remixed. Remastered. Remarkable.
