Cinemetal 0 BulletBoys’ “Rollover” Video is the Comedy Event of the Season September 2nd, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, it’s funnier than Vacation was, at least.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Slipknot are Making a Haunted House September 2nd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Seems appropriate.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 40 & 41: Chris Holmes vs. Danny Worsnop, Blake Judd vs. Wes Scantlin September 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz your hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care.
Studio Stuff 0 Anthrax Issue Friendly Reminder That Their New Album Still Isn’t Out Yet September 2nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg But they also offer a good explanation as to WHY it’s not out yet.
New Stuff 0 40 Below Summer Still Exist, Have a “Mangina” September 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It cannot possibly be mere coincidence that the initials “BS” appear in this band’s moniker, can it?
This Sucks 0 Bruce Dickinson Got Tongue Cancer from Being a Cunning Linguist September 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t laugh, it’s not funny.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Jared Dines Demonstrates the Effect Various Drugs Have on Drumming September 2nd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Of all of Dines’ videos to date, this one may be closest to my heart.
Cinemetal 0 The Deth Knight Returns September 2nd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This Batman/Dethklok mash-up is even better than last year’s!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! September 1st, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s time for Wheel… of… WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT SAY?!?!
Viral Vomit 0 Listen: Every Periphery Song Played at Once September 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like… Portal?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Fall 2015 Edition September 1st, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Cinema becomes sinema.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 38 & 39: Mattie Montgomery vs. Giorgos Germenis, Bret Michaels vs. Axel Rudi Pell September 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks ‘Cause being a putz is the pits.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 “Par” For The Course: Stream VI’s Second New Song #Aosoth #Merrimack September 1st, 2015 at 2:30pm Anso DF How many geniuses they hiding in the band Aosoth?
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Album Stream: Pig Destroyer’s Prowler in the Yard Deluxe Reissue September 1st, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Remixed. Remastered. Remarkable.
Reviews 0 Myrkur’s M is for Magnificent, Not Metal September 1st, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Not an album-long fem-black cover of a Crash Test Dummies song… but would that have been so bad?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The Corpsegrinder/Adam D./Shannon Lucas Project Continues to be a Massive Tease September 1st, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg This record had better be amazing.
MSTV 0 Watch: A Hand-Farted Parody of Slayer’s “Raining Blood”… “Shitting Mud” August 31st, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks World-famous hand-farter Guy First returns with his latest — and grossest — video to date.
Foul Alchemy 0 Foul Alchemy #3: Demilich, Nespithe August 31st, 2015 at 4:30pm Dave Mustein This album may very well have supplied the backbone for the modern dissonant death metal movement.
Reviews 0 Review: Black Book Lodge Enter Another Measure in Their Little Black Book August 31st, 2015 at 3:30pm Phil Boozeman Stoner music be damned, Black Book Lodge have done it.
Podcast 0 #113: Shawn Drover of Act of Defiance (ex-Megadeth) August 31st, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Shawn Drover, ex-drummer of Megadeth and Eidolon, joins us to talk about his new band Act of Defiance, whose debut album The Birth and the Burial is [...]
