Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sounds Like They’re Making Real Progress on the New Tool Album March 16th, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, this fucking piece of shit record is never coming out.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! March 15th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This band’s marketing faux pas is your chance to win swag.
Lick My Label 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Has Clearly Signed This Band Out of Spite March 15th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Stay Sick Recordings to release even more irredeemable garbage next month.
Cinemetal 0 Great American Ghost’s New Music Won’t Make You Miserable March 15th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It may, however, break your ankles.
Moppet Metal 0 Video: Ten-Year-Old Performs Dragonforce on Australia’s Got Talent March 15th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Callum McPhie: cooler than you were at his age.
Metal Tech 0 Drummers: You Can Now Have a Third Arm March 15th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.”
Cinemetal 0 Don’t Wait ‘Til “Dawn’s First Light” to Check Out the New Amon Amarth Song + Video March 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, and digital picture book, too.
This Sucks 0 Bad Brains Vocalist H.R. Afflicted with Neurobiological Disorder March 15th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Hold your “bad brains” jokes, you fuckwads.
Rampant Rumors 0 Jim Breuer Says Brian Johnson “Kicked to the Curb” by AC/DC March 15th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The singer was allegedly willing to continue touring despite the risk of hearing loss.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Don’t Know What You Got Till It’s Gone: Cinderella Break Up March 14th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In related news: Cinderella were still together.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Animals As Leaders Tease New Album, Lots of Soundboard Knobs March 14th, 2016 at 4:00pm Phil Boozeman You want soundboard knobs? We got soundboard knobs.
Studio Stuff 0 And the Producer of the New Metallica Album Is… March 14th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hint: it’s not Bob Rock.
New Stuff 0 Help Oracles and Ryan Knight Solve Old Problems With “Quandaries Obsolete” March 14th, 2016 at 2:30pm Phil Boozeman Ex-The Black Dahlia Murder axeman Ryan Knight will help you if you get stuck.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere + Lyric Video: “Deus Deceptor” by The Zenith Passage March 14th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The lyric video is just as forward-thinking and mind-bending as the song itself.
Tour de Force 0 Eyehategod, Ulovetour March 14th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Fresh round of live dates inside!
Podcast 0 #139: Otep Shamaya March 14th, 2016 at 11:00am MetalSucks We talk about how her new record Generation Doom almost didn't happen, how the music industry almost ruined her passion for music, her work as a [...]
Tweet Twat 0 Chris Fehn Figures Out a Way to Ensure Everyone Knows He’s in Slipknot Even When He’s Not Wearing His Mask March 14th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Slipknot-branded gold club covers: just like we used to have during the Depression.
This Sucks 0 Iron Maiden: Ed Force One Damaged in Collision, Band Unveils Record Store Day Release Art March 14th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The theme of “plane crashes” continues in Iron Maiden’s work and life.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week March 11th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most expensive metal albums ever made, new songs from Deftones and Kvelertak, AC/DC’s Brian Johnson forced to retire, and more in this week’s biggest stories.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Deftones Must-Jams Or Die March 11th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Before you make up your mind, hear these five.
