Black Collar Workers 0 The Guns N’ Roses Reunion is Making Mad Bank, Son April 21st, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Cha-ching democracy.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Lita Ford Must Have Serious Back Problems April 20th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Someone get this poor lady a chair.
\m/ 0 Watch: Mutoid Man Star in Old School Batman Parody “Punisher ’66” April 20th, 2016 at 2:30pm Phil Boozeman Starring not Thomas Jane as the Punisher.
New Stuff 0 Supergroup Gone is Gone Premiere Debut Single, “Violescent” April 20th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Featuring members of Mastodon, Queens of the Stone Age, At the Drive-In, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Randy Blythe Wrote a Movie with Billy Bob Thornton April 20th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg They bonded over a love of Angelina Jolie and french fried pataters.
This Sucks 0 Financial Problems Cause Monuments to Pull Out of Tour with The Contortionist April 20th, 2016 at 1:00pm Phil Boozeman Leave it to money to ruin everything.
Tour de Force 0 Guitarist Dallas Toler-Wade Confirms That Cannibal Corpse and Nile Will Play This Year’s Summer Slaughter April 20th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So we can safely assume that the After the Burial rumor is accurate, too.
This Sucks 0 Video: Russian Orthodox Activist Spits in the Face of Belphegor’s Helmut Lehner April 20th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Luckily, Nile’s Karl Sanders was there to intervene.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! April 19th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, this is a hard one!
This Sucks 0 Necrophagist Drummer Tells You What You Already Knew: The Band is Dead April 19th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg “We’re looking for a coffin,” says Romain Goulon.
Rampant Rumors 0 Here are Line-Up Rumors for Summer Slaughter 2016 April 19th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Kill or become and cast down the heretic to get lost in the static.”
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: “Hope Less” by Joy April 19th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Expect more.
What the...?? 0 Bruce Dickinson Invented a Dance April 19th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do the Dickinson strut.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Brian Johnson Releases Statement About Leaving AC/DC: “I Am Personally Crushed” April 19th, 2016 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg The good news is, even though he can no longer perform live, he can still record.
New Stuff 0 “Until the End of Days”: There’s a Power Metal Party in Stratovarius’ Pants, and You’re the Guest of Honor April 18th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg But it’s no “Maniac Dance.”
Tour de Force 0 Nails Announce Tour Dates April 18th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because we haven’t written about Nails since this morning!
Reviews 0 Aborted Kill You Nostalgically with Retrogore April 18th, 2016 at 3:30pm Phil Boozeman Heavy than a season premier of The Biggest Loser.
Cinemetal 0 Siam Chan’s “CATaclysm” (featuring Cats) is Quite Cat-chy April 18th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video is so catty you’d think it was one of The Real Housewives.
What the...?? 0 Down Selling Commemorative Shirts for Show Cancelled in Aftermath of Phil Anselmo’s Racist Actions April 18th, 2016 at 2:30pm Phil Boozeman Commemorate the nothing that happened at the thing you didn’t go to with.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ex-Morbid Angel Frontman David Vincent Has Gone Country April 18th, 2016 at 1:30pm Phil Boozeman Something something something yee-haw. Right?