It will not, to the best of our knowledge, include a cameo from Tom Cruise.

Smart man.

If you’re a massive fan of Slayer’s Jeff Hanneman and […]

This week’s top stories include Steel Panther, Korn, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more.

Plus: Revocation, The Descendants and Thank You Scientist top this week’s radio charts!

Castle wins first place in this week’s race.

We’re giving away a pair of tickets to every stop on Lord Dying’s tour with Black Fast, Child Bite and Joel Grind, plus one winner takes home an ESP guitar!

The band’s new album, World Gone Mad, comes out at the end of next month.

With a special guest cameo by Bonesnapper of Gwar!

Will Megadeth megadie?

“Oiseaux de Proie” appears on Kodama, out next month.

Listen to this week’s heavy new releases from Mo’s Generator, Sext, Rushing Circles, The Dangler of Falling, Weird Anxiety, and tons more!

Riddle me this: what’s pale and green and OOG?

If ever I run for president, this is my intro music.

This week, Whitney really stretches her range by channeling the souls of some history’s most metal mad scientists, such as Giovanni Aldini (who tried to raise the dead using electricity, Frankenstein-style), Charles Claude Gutherie (who successfully attached a second head to an old dog), Paracelsus (who tried to create a tiny man by jerking off into a pile of horse shit), and more.

Now’s your chance to get a look into Crowbar’s behind-the-scenes road life.

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