Even in death, his shadow looms large.

Expansions stacked on plug-ins, stacked on expansions, stacked on plug-ins…

…but we still have no idea when the next Slipknot album will actually come out.

Not surprising, still great.

This collaboration between two of progressive death metal’s best is monstrous.

Seth Myers might be more metal than Conan.

T-minus two minutes to self-destruct.

It appears to be Monstrosity’s Mark English.

“Hi, I’m the Rickrolled, ebola-infected flaming dumpster fire that is 2016… and I have a few more fun surprises for you in store!”

As the potatoes burn…

Let’s give this unsung hero the standing ovation she deserves, shall we?

These kids were still years away from being born when this song was released!

I mean, you shouldn’t buy ANY Thy Art is Murder merch, but if you must…

Zao-y wowie!

Boy, the Packers suck now huh? And so do the Rams. At least the Giants are good!

“If you are a gun owner in this country and you actually think somebody is gonna come to your house and take your gun away…uh….maybe you shouldn’t be a gun owner.”

Metallica take over the world with their new album, Ghost’s new Papa Emeritus IV, and Dave Lombardo’s comments on his body of work as a drummer.

The band did something cool for a change.

Come wit it now!

Glory glory hallelujah.