Breaking the Law 0 Canadian Police Department Institutes New Punishment for Drunk Drivers: Having to Listen to Nickelback November 29th, 2016 at 5:46pm Axl Rosenberg BRUTAL.
Metal in the Media 0 Here’s a Photo of Kourtney Kardashian in a Metallica Shirt and Not Much Else November 29th, 2016 at 4:31pm Axl Rosenberg A Load shirt? Ugh!
Metal Legacies 0 Video: James Hetfield Reacts to Old Photos of Metallica November 29th, 2016 at 3:51pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a pseudo-sequel to that video of Hetfield reacting to celebrities wearing Metallica shirts.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 The Most Difficult Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week Ever: Win a GIANT Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! November 29th, 2016 at 2:51pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, it’s really hard.
Punishing Pictorials 0 The New Kellyanne Conway/Donald Trump Metal Meme is Here to Brighten Your Day November 29th, 2016 at 2:36pm MetalSucks Finally, these two are good for something.
Music Dorkery 0 Rob Scallon is Back with a Banjo Cover of Cannibal Corpse to Smash Your Face In November 29th, 2016 at 1:10pm MetalSucks In case you couldn’t tell, he’s covering “Hammer Smashed Face.”
Cinemetal 0 Watch Some of Chris Holmes’ Ridiculous New Reality Show, Holmes Sweet Holmes November 29th, 2016 at 12:13pm Axl Rosenberg “Holmes Sweet Holmes is just what we call Life, Love and Laughs,” says a ridiculous press release.
Metal Mysteries 0 Lamb of God’s Chris Adler to Make “Really Big” Announcement Tomorrow November 29th, 2016 at 11:58am Axl Rosenberg WHAT COULD IT BE?!?!?!
Tour de Force 0 Katatonia Announce New North American Tour Dates November 29th, 2016 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg Support will come from Caspian and Uncured.
Contests 0 Last Chance: Your Unsigned Band Can Win a Spot to Perform at Wacken Open Air 2017! November 29th, 2016 at 11:16am MetalSucks Apply now for your chance to perform in front of an audience of 85,000 in Germany!
Contests 0 Drumception: Act of Defiance Guitarist Chris Broderick + Gojira’s Mario Duplantier November 29th, 2016 at 11:08am MetalSucks Listen to the collaboration between two metal legends.
Events 0 Metallica, Soundgarden, Korn and More Announced for Rock on the Range 2017 November 29th, 2016 at 10:04am Axl Rosenberg Other acts include Amon Amarth, Gojira, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and Suicide Silence.
Tool Time 0 Maynard James Keenan Says It’s His Bandmates’ Fault That Tool Aren’t “More Prolific” November 29th, 2016 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg “Under the bus you go…”
This Sucks 0 Five Finger Death Punch Fans Fucked Out of Refunds for Insane Ivan Moody Performance November 28th, 2016 at 4:09pm Axl Rosenberg So, basically, they paid to see Ivan Moody lose his mind and cut the set short.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 12: Recapping the Thanksgiving Weekend Games November 28th, 2016 at 2:51pm MetalSucks The Colts blow. Tampa Bay is on some kinda roll. Alex Smith is still boring. And more!
Tour de Force 0 Deafheaven Announce U.S. Tour with This Will Destroy and Emma Ruth Rundle November 28th, 2016 at 1:55pm Axl Rosenberg Get in here for dates.
What the...?? 0 Norway’s Tons of Rock Festival to Feature Emperor, Satyricon, Sodom, and… Blink-182 November 28th, 2016 at 12:49pm Axl Rosenberg One of these things is not like the others…
Viral Vomit 0 Listen: What if Metallica and Megadeth Swapped Their Singing Styles? November 28th, 2016 at 11:27am Axl Rosenberg It would probably sound like this.
Black Collar Workers 0 Metallica’s Hardwired Not So Fucked After All, Debuts at #1 November 28th, 2016 at 10:38am Axl Rosenberg And it might have sold even better if it had had “Unforgiven IV” on it.
\m/ 0 Converge’s Kurt Ballou Has the Best Business Card Ever November 28th, 2016 at 10:18am Axl Rosenberg Patrick Bateman weeps.
