Level Up 0 My Metallica Story January 14th, 2017 at 8:05am MetalSucks ” I didn’t really like Metallica at first and I was hoping we could go back to the Jungle again with Axl and the crew.”
The Webernets 0 Paul Waggoner Destroys Troll January 14th, 2017 at 8:04am MetalSucks The BTBAM message board was a very special place with no moderators and pictures of dicks everywhere.
Please Kill Me 0 My Shitting Addiction January 14th, 2017 at 8:03am MetalSucks “I probably shit at least 3 or 4 times a day.”
This Sucks 0 My Russian Mother Disowned Me. January 14th, 2017 at 8:02am MetalSucks “I AM CUM FROM SEX”
Please Kill Me 0 My Last Crack Bender January 14th, 2017 at 8:01am MetalSucks “my last crack bender was three years ago and when i smoke crack i like to really go the distance.”
Public Service Announcement 0 An Evening At Red Lobster Is No Small Affair January 14th, 2017 at 8:00am MetalSucks “Bring me 20 cheddar bay biscuits.”
Admin 0 Friendly Reminder: Tomorrow, ShredFlanders Runs MetalSucks for the Day! January 13th, 2017 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Make sure you swing by and check out his material!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 Cliff Burton Didn’t Love Iron Maiden, Brian Storm Trolls Martin Shkreli, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week January 13th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Other top stories this week include Morbid Angel’s newly-announced tour, Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s crazy ability to put butts in seats, and more.
Editorials 0 Watch a Thirteen-Year-Old Girl Nail Meshuggah’s “Clockworks” on the Drums January 13th, 2017 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg But wait… are those tattoos real???
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Wants You to Know He Bought a Lambo January 13th, 2017 at 1:26pm Axl Rosenberg Overcompensating much, bruh?
Tour de Force 0 Seeker Announce Tour with Grindmother, Wvrm, and Cognitive January 13th, 2017 at 1:10pm Axl Rosenberg Is this the tour you’ve been SEEKing?
Viral Vomit 0 Alvin and the Chipmunks Covering Suicidal Tendencies’ “Institutionalized” is Basically the Best Thing Ever January 13th, 2017 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg “I just wanted a hula hoop!”
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Witherfall, “Nobody Sleeps Here…” January 13th, 2017 at 11:18am MetalSucks For fans of: Nevermore, Iced Earth, Dream Theater, Opeth.
Cinemetal 0 “My Church is Black”: Listen to the First Single from Me and That Man, Nergal from Behemoth’s Country Project January 13th, 2017 at 11:06am Axl Rosenberg Sounds kinda like a drunk Nick Cave.
Editorials 0 Video: Jared Dines Reviews Addresses Suicide Silence Clean Vocals Controversy in “Doris” Review January 13th, 2017 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg People are pissed about those high notes. People are dumb.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: January 13, 2017 January 13th, 2017 at 9:50am Anso DF Listen to all heavy new releases of the week! Start with Shaarimoth, Code Orange, Sepultura, The Drip, Black Anvil, Pain Of Salvation, Fides Inversa, Draugsol, and more.
Studio Stuff 0 Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine to Cameo on New Body Count Album January 12th, 2017 at 2:42pm Axl Rosenberg Talk shit, get a solo.
Podcasts 0 Metallica: James Hetfield Talks Learning to Play Drums + Lars Ulrich as a Frontman January 12th, 2017 at 2:09pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m working on being a drummer at some point,” says Hetfield.
MSTV 0 Video Interviews: Tony Foresta (Municipal Waste, Iron Reagan), Exumer, Twiztid, Tower, Seether, Nothing and All Hail the Yeti January 12th, 2017 at 12:36pm MetalSucks More black carpet coverage includes The Dillinger Escape Plan, Arch Enemy, Gojira, Periphery, Killswitch Engage, Zakk Wylde, Ace Frehley and others.
Events 0 MetalSucks Presents DEAD Talks, #1: Reign in Blood January 12th, 2017 at 11:24am MetalSucks Tickets are just ten bucks, and all proceeds will be donated to the Brennan Center for Justice.
