New Stuff 0 Converge Announce Janie Live Concert Recording of Jane Doe January 16th, 2017 at 2:23pm Axl Rosenberg It will come with a variety of covers, each reinterpreting the original.
What the...?? 0 This Trent Reznor Quote is Mad Confusing January 16th, 2017 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Boo-hoo, the Internet is ruining music.
Editorials 0 Don’t Sleep on Sepultura’s Machine Messiah January 16th, 2017 at 11:56am Axl Rosenberg This is the band’s strongest album in years.
Viral Vomit 0 Best Metal-Cat Video Ever of the Day: Cat Thrash Fever January 16th, 2017 at 8:55am Axl Rosenberg The song is by Arise in Catos. Sorry, we mean Arise in Chaos.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Former Dragonforce Vocalist Zippy Theart Officially Joins Skid Row January 16th, 2017 at 8:46am Axl Rosenberg So still no Baz reunion.
\m/ 0 The Real Special Thank You January 14th, 2017 at 8:35am MetalSucks “All that matters in life is laughter having a good time, metal, tits, music, cocaine, and a few other things.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 To Anyone Who Didn’t Have Fun Today January 14th, 2017 at 8:22am MetalSucks Hello Metalsucks Readers. By now you should know that I’m […]
Poetry In Motion 0 I Wrote The Unforgiven II in a dream. January 14th, 2017 at 8:21am MetalSucks “If you can understand the me, then I can understand the you”
Slave to the Grind 0 The Night I Met Nickelback January 14th, 2017 at 8:20am MetalSucks “And that is the story about the time I met Nickelback, pissed off Chad Kroeger – and they bought me a drink.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Never My Bro January 14th, 2017 at 8:15am MetalSucks “Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans.”
Whoops 0 The Girl On The Bridge January 14th, 2017 at 8:13am MetalSucks “It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.”
Poetry In Motion 0 Dinner with Kirk Hammett January 14th, 2017 at 8:12am MetalSucks “I will always remember the night I met Kirk Hammett.”
Events 0 Just Us Clothes! January 14th, 2017 at 8:12am MetalSucks “She busted a queef that would’ve calved glaciers.”
Cooking Contaminated 0 Battling M&M January 14th, 2017 at 8:11am MetalSucks “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”
Readers' Choice 0 An Evening at Ryan’s Steakhouse Is Also No Small Affair January 14th, 2017 at 8:10am MetalSucks “Now, back to the vomit…”
Art Attack 0 Baja With Dolphins January 14th, 2017 at 8:09am MetalSucks “A long ways down the beach I came upon a dead dolphin.”
Breaking the Law 0 Welcome To The Party January 14th, 2017 at 8:08am MetalSucks “Shit was crazy as hell.”
Art Attack 0 My Wife’s Christmas Gift January 14th, 2017 at 8:07am MetalSucks “This year I got my wife a dildo in the mold of my very own penis.”
Black Collar Workers 0 My First Metallica Show January 14th, 2017 at 8:06am MetalSucks “Me and my Bro’s don’t even head in until the 3rd song.”
