WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMB ASSES!

No, not Bill Hader.

Includes Sunn O))), Ulver, Full of Hell, and more.

The next great instrumental progressive post-metal album is here.

Kicks off in September.

Slipknot has never been so explosive.

It’s based on the cover of Orgasmatron.

Includes fewer swear words than you’d imagine.

A fitting tribute to one of post-hardcore’s most beloved and influential figures.

The villainous character will help you each your kids to demonize metal fans and musicians at an early age!

The band’s car was broken into in San Francisco.

You’re gonna need to pray to the (Grizz)lord in order to read this thing.

The idea originated with director Stanley Sievers, former bassist for the defunct metallic hardcore band Dead Icons.

Support will come from The Black Dahlia Murder and Stam1na.

It sure does look that way!

Includes Amon Amarth, Darkthrone, Lord Dying, and more.

Includes Dismember, Monstrosity, Onslaught, and more.

Multiple Led Zeppelin fan pages have been temporarily or permanently taken down as a result of posting the iconic album cover.

“This week alone, I’ve spent 12 hours in courthouses… I slept on a plastic bench in a police station… I’ve been in front of judges… I had to watch as two police officers evicted the person I tried to build a life with from our home.”

Luckily, Corey seems to come through it all unharmed.