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LAST NIGHT, MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD ANAAL SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME!

October 11th, 2007 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg

I guess it’s just a lame butt-sex-joke kinda day. Huh. […]

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ALL F*CKING HAIL EXHORDER

October 11th, 2007 at 10:21am Axl Rosenberg

Why the fuck do we never talk about Exhorder around […]

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LOVE THOSE CHRISTIANS

October 11th, 2007 at 1:38am Kip Wingerschmidt

Yeah, okay–this band is kinda cheesy now, or at least […]

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TRENT REZNOR TO RELEASE LATEST SH*TTY RE-MIX ALBUM

October 10th, 2007 at 3:40pm Axl Rosenberg

Trent Reznor’s not gonna let a little thing like an […]

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HOW MUCH METAL DO YOU HAVE IN YOU?

October 10th, 2007 at 1:01pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Legitimate question, right? Wait’ll you see what I actually mean […]

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CHILDREN OF BODOM DON’T HAVE AN ALBUM, BUT THEY HAVE A RELEASE DATE

October 10th, 2007 at 10:47am Axl Rosenberg

Children of Bodom only just entered a studio in their […]

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ROSETTA’S WAKE/LIFT: A TRUE SIREN’S CALL

October 10th, 2007 at 6:47am Axl Rosenberg

si·ren /ˈsaɪrən/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciatio[sahy-ruhn] –noun 1. […]

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DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID?

October 9th, 2007 at 10:40pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Whaddya mean you’ve never really listened to King Crimson before? […]

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THE AGGRESSIVE SOUTHERN R-O-C-K OF BARONESS

October 9th, 2007 at 10:17pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Notice I didn’t call it metal. Why, you ask? ‘Cause […]

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GUILTY PLEASURE PLAYLIST #2: CHRISTIAN METAL EDITION

October 9th, 2007 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg

Multiple choice question: what do the following music videos all […]

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OZZY REALLY IS NEVER GONNA STOP

October 9th, 2007 at 2:50pm Axl Rosenberg

According to The Gauntlet, Ozzy Osbourne has told reporters that […]

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WHITFIELD CRANE MAKES ANOTHER ANIMAL LESS ANNOYING THAN IT SHOULD BE

October 9th, 2007 at 1:26pm Axl Rosenberg

Allow me to be 110% honest up-front: the prospect of […]

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TO TRENT REZNOR: CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING LABEL-FREE! NOW HERE’S SOME EMBARRASSING FOOTAGE FROM YOUR PRE-NIN DAYS

October 9th, 2007 at 9:28am Axl Rosenberg

Trent Reznor never, ever, ever gets to be a music […]

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SATURDAY SONG TO GET [REALLY] STONED [BEFORE LISTENING] TO: ISIS – “SO DID WE”

October 6th, 2007 at 11:56am Kip Wingerschmidt

I’m always surprised when folks tell me they’re not so […]

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THE HOSPITAL IS NOT NEARLY AS METAL IN REAL LIFE AS IT IS IN MUSIC VIDEOS

October 5th, 2007 at 10:09pm Kip Wingerschmidt

And I know firsthand because late last nite I fell […]

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COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF ANOTHER ANIMAL’S NEW CD

October 5th, 2007 at 4:33pm Axl Rosenberg

Congrats are in order for MetalSucks readers Dan Santana and […]

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IT’S OFFICIAL: CARCASS TO REUNITE FOR WACKEN OPEN AIR FESTIVAL

October 5th, 2007 at 3:01pm Axl Rosenberg

Well well well, I guess it wasn’t too soon to […]

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CZECH GROUP WITH THE THIRD BEST BAND NAME EVER GIVING AWAY FREE EP FOR DOWNLOAD

October 4th, 2007 at 2:45pm Axl Rosenberg

Czech grindcore outfit Duobetic Homunkulus have made their debut EP, […]

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DRASTICALLY IMPROVING AS OPPOSED TO GETTING WORSE IS METAL

October 4th, 2007 at 12:08pm Kip Wingerschmidt

The first time I saw the soundscape-y post-metal band Pelican […]

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IS BURNING HUMAN THE REAL DETHKLOK?

October 4th, 2007 at 11:25am Axl Rosenberg

Burning Human, the now-resurrected deathcore band featuring Shadows Fall skinsman […]

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