Editorials 120 HAVING METAL RODS STUCK THROUGH YOUR CHEEKS IS METAL October 24th, 2007 at 2:23pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, who can come up with a hilarious caption […]
Editorials 220 ANYONE WHO SAYS THE NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALBUM IS GAY IS GAY October 24th, 2007 at 10:08am Axl Rosenberg Dude. Come on. Anyone who says the new Avenged Sevenfold […]
Editorials 20 GOD FORBID OFFER NON-UPDATE UPDATE October 24th, 2007 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg God Forbid just returned to the States after a European […]
Cinemetal 90 GIVE TOMMY LEE SOME ROPE… October 24th, 2007 at 9:38am Axl Rosenberg In a recent statement, Lee asserted “I AM NOT nor […]
Editorials 1 TUESDAY TUNE BY TTTTOOL October 23rd, 2007 at 12:39pm Kip Wingerschmidt Due to server issues this past weekend, our Saturday Song […]
Cinemetal 40 MY GIRLFRIEND CORRECTLY IDENTIFIED POWER METAL ON HER OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME! October 23rd, 2007 at 11:22am Axl Rosenberg To celebrate this momentous next step in her metal education, […]
Cinemetal 30 RUN, METALHEADS, RUN October 23rd, 2007 at 11:11am Axl Rosenberg I just saw the video for the latest Evergreen Terrace […]
Editorials 140 F*CK JOHN VARVATOS October 23rd, 2007 at 10:43am Axl Rosenberg From Gawker: “John Varvatos, the fashion designer who has made […]
Oh Don Piano! 40 THIS IS HOW RUMORS GET STARTED: ANTHRAX & WHITFIELD CRANE October 22nd, 2007 at 3:19pm Axl Rosenberg Back in June, I wrote an editorial suggesting that Whitfield […]
Editorials 60 SEBASTIAN BACH’S ANGEL DOWN THE BEST METAL ALBUM OF THE 21ST CENTURY? October 22nd, 2007 at 1:54pm Axl Rosenberg I understand being overly effusive about an album you love, […]
Editorials 30 KID ROCK: YOU CAN TAKE THE WHITE TRASH OUT OF THE TRAILER, BUT… October 22nd, 2007 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg The Gauntlet tells us that Kid Rock was arrested for […]
Show Reviews 40 HUGS FOR THUGS: DESPISED ICON ARE CONGENIAL AND BRUTAL IN EQUAL MEASURES October 22nd, 2007 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg In the immortal words of Roger Murtaugh: “I’m gettin’ too […]
Cinemetal 20 BRANDAN SCHIEPPATI NEEDS SOME AUTO TUNE, PRONTO October 22nd, 2007 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg Saw this video, for Bleeding Through’s “Line in the Sand,” […]
Editorials 50 EVEL KNIEVEL WAS KIND OF A CLUTZ October 20th, 2007 at 11:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt exhibit A: [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/Gg9Hrp0CVms” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] exhibit B: […]
Editorials 1 IREPRESS HAS A HARD-ON FOR THE GOONIES October 20th, 2007 at 3:37pm Kip Wingerschmidt …so much so that the instrumental jazzy post-metal outfit’s website/logo/branding […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A COMPLETELY AMAZING ROB ZOMBIE ZOMBIE LIVE PRIZE PACKAGE!!! October 19th, 2007 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Vance Almighty is a helluva name, and Vance must be […]
Contests 0 SICK CITY CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED October 19th, 2007 at 10:31am Axl Rosenberg Vince and I were kind of amazed at the number […]
Editorials 20 SPEAKING OF YAKUZA… October 19th, 2007 at 10:06am Axl Rosenberg I’m pretty bummed I couldn’t make it to Yakuza’s show […]
Editorials 100 DIMEBAG TOY MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE’RE KIDS AGAIN October 19th, 2007 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg Call me immature, call me a dweeb, I don’t give […]
Editorials 160 KARMA STRIKES AGAIN (AGAIN): KORN GUITARIST GETS KNOCKED THE F*CK OUT BY A MUSICIAN ON HIS OWN RECORD LABEL! October 19th, 2007 at 9:42am Axl Rosenberg So apparently Korn’s Munky got his ass handed to him […]
