Reviews 330 THE WORST ALBUM TITLE SINCE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND THE HOTDOG FLAVORED WATER? August 25th, 2008 at 2:29pm MetalSucks Never in my life have I encountered a signed band […]
Reviews 310 Slipknot’s All Hope Is Gone: Another Step in a New Direction August 25th, 2008 at 12:05pm Axl Rosenberg Let the haters hate: Slipknot are a good band, and, […]
Retrospective 150 TODAY IS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE RELEASE OF …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL August 25th, 2008 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg On August 25, 1988, Metallica released what many consider to […]
Cinemetal 130 SEBASTIAN BACH FALLS DOWN. WE POINT AND LAUGH. August 25th, 2008 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg This one pretty much explains itself. Someone we enjoy making […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH THE DAY NEVER CAME August 22nd, 2008 at 5:33pm Axl Rosenberg Another day, another dollar. Or, rather, another week, more sucky […]
Ask Anton OyVey 90 ASK ANTON OYVEY August 22nd, 2008 at 4:03pm MetalSucks Hey! Now Anton OyVey has a Facebook page! Check it […]
Reviews 120 U.S. CHRISTMAS GLADLY LET YOU KNOW HOW THE WEATHER IS UP THEIR OWN ASSES August 22nd, 2008 at 3:01pm Sammy O'Hagar Let me just make myself clear in saying that I […]
Cinemetal 270 FRED DURST WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY August 22nd, 2008 at 11:58am Axl Rosenberg The Limp Bizkit flow masta’s cinematic opus The Longshots opens […]
New Stuff 1150 THE NEW METALLICA SINGLE HAS BEEN UNVEILED August 21st, 2008 at 2:09pm Axl Rosenberg “The Day That Never Comes,” the new single from Metallica’s […]
The Hard R 250 DALLAS PONTIFICATES ON LUCK AND GOD August 21st, 2008 at 1:20pm MetalSucks What Is Real, Neo… Most of us have had those […]
Cinemetal 90 WORSE THAN SOMEONE WALKING IN ON YOU WHILE YOU’RE JERKING OFF? August 21st, 2008 at 1:18pm Axl Rosenberg Our always reliable pals over at Metal Injection posted this […]
What the...?? 120 WOW, I GUESS VADER ARE HUGE IN POLAND August 21st, 2008 at 12:18pm Axl Rosenberg Vader are getting their own energy drink in their native […]
What the...?? 100 POSSIBLY THE BEST PRESS RELEASE WE’VE EVER RECEIVED August 21st, 2008 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg We’d like to thank the publicist who sent us this. […]
New Stuff 110 GOJIRA’S “VACUITY” REMINDS AXL OF HIS FAVORITE STARLETS August 21st, 2008 at 10:23am Axl Rosenberg “Vacuity,” the new song by Gojira, might be my favorite […]
Cinemetal 160 CHIMAIRA RULES, “SIX” RULES, LET’S HOPE THE NEW ALBUM IN ’09 RULES August 20th, 2008 at 4:14pm Axl Rosenberg Chimaira are one those bands that take a lot of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 60 CARLOS CAVAZO IS NOW IN RATT; HAIR METAL ENTHUSIASTS EVERYWHERE SHRUG August 20th, 2008 at 4:14pm MetalSucks Behind the scenes at the MetalSucks Mansion yesterday: Vince Neilstein […]
Cinemetal 180 I HAD TO LOOK UP “CHIRON” ON WIKIPEDIA August 20th, 2008 at 3:16pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s what it told me: “In Greek mythology, Chiron or […]
Cinemetal 40 BATMAN DIRECTOR HIRED FOR NEW SCARS ON BROADWAY VIDEO August 20th, 2008 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, it’s not the guy who directed The Dark Knight. […]
What the...?? 590 METAL DOUCHES August 20th, 2008 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg I know what you’re thinking: “When did MetalSucks become a […]
New Stuff 380 IN THIS MOMENT GET A NEW DRESS (AND A NEW SOUND) August 19th, 2008 at 3:33pm Axl Rosenberg Have you ever seen that episode of The Simpsons where […]
