Cinemetal 230 SONIC SYNDICATE’S NEW VIDEO FOR “JACK OF DIAMONDS” HAS SOME HOT CHICKS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, AND NOT MUCH ELSE GOING FOR IT August 26th, 2008 at 11:05am Axl Rosenberg Sonic Syndicate, the Swedish band that sounds like an American […]
Interviews 110 13 QUESTIONS WITH BELPHEGOR August 26th, 2008 at 10:15am Corey Mitchell 3 QUESTIONS WITH BELPHEGOR” width=”200″ height=”300″ align=”left” />[MetalSucks writer Corey […]
New Stuff 760 METALLICA’S “APOCALYPSE” August 26th, 2008 at 7:50am Axl Rosenberg Metallica are streaming another entire new song, “My Apocalypse,” here. […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A COPY OF CAVALERA CONSPIRACY’S INFLIKTED August 25th, 2008 at 5:04pm Axl Rosenberg I guess that last week’s logo, for the band Inhuman […]
Cinemetal 170 FRED DURST’S THE LONGSHOTS BREAKS BOX OFFICE RECORDS August 25th, 2008 at 4:07pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently, some of you think I’ve been too mean to […]
Editorials 30 SOUNDZ FROM THE WINGERSCHMIDT WING: THOSE ARMS MIGHT BE SNAKES BUT MINE ARE PYTHONS WITH TARANTULAS COMIN’ OUTTA THEIR MOUTHS! August 25th, 2008 at 3:14pm Kip Wingerschmidt Down a dark, cavernous hallway in an oft-uncharted region of […]
Reviews 330 THE WORST ALBUM TITLE SINCE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND THE HOTDOG FLAVORED WATER? August 25th, 2008 at 2:29pm MetalSucks Never in my life have I encountered a signed band […]
Reviews 310 Slipknot’s All Hope Is Gone: Another Step in a New Direction August 25th, 2008 at 12:05pm Axl Rosenberg Let the haters hate: Slipknot are a good band, and, […]
Retrospective 150 TODAY IS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE RELEASE OF …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL August 25th, 2008 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg On August 25, 1988, Metallica released what many consider to […]
Cinemetal 130 SEBASTIAN BACH FALLS DOWN. WE POINT AND LAUGH. August 25th, 2008 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg This one pretty much explains itself. Someone we enjoy making […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH THE DAY NEVER CAME August 22nd, 2008 at 5:33pm Axl Rosenberg Another day, another dollar. Or, rather, another week, more sucky […]
Ask Anton OyVey 90 ASK ANTON OYVEY August 22nd, 2008 at 4:03pm MetalSucks Hey! Now Anton OyVey has a Facebook page! Check it […]
Reviews 120 U.S. CHRISTMAS GLADLY LET YOU KNOW HOW THE WEATHER IS UP THEIR OWN ASSES August 22nd, 2008 at 3:01pm Sammy O'Hagar Let me just make myself clear in saying that I […]
Cinemetal 270 FRED DURST WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY August 22nd, 2008 at 11:58am Axl Rosenberg The Limp Bizkit flow masta’s cinematic opus The Longshots opens […]
New Stuff 1150 THE NEW METALLICA SINGLE HAS BEEN UNVEILED August 21st, 2008 at 2:09pm Axl Rosenberg “The Day That Never Comes,” the new single from Metallica’s […]
The Hard R 250 DALLAS PONTIFICATES ON LUCK AND GOD August 21st, 2008 at 1:20pm MetalSucks What Is Real, Neo… Most of us have had those […]
Cinemetal 90 WORSE THAN SOMEONE WALKING IN ON YOU WHILE YOU’RE JERKING OFF? August 21st, 2008 at 1:18pm Axl Rosenberg Our always reliable pals over at Metal Injection posted this […]
What the...?? 120 WOW, I GUESS VADER ARE HUGE IN POLAND August 21st, 2008 at 12:18pm Axl Rosenberg Vader are getting their own energy drink in their native […]
What the...?? 100 POSSIBLY THE BEST PRESS RELEASE WE’VE EVER RECEIVED August 21st, 2008 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg We’d like to thank the publicist who sent us this. […]
New Stuff 110 GOJIRA’S “VACUITY” REMINDS AXL OF HIS FAVORITE STARLETS August 21st, 2008 at 10:23am Axl Rosenberg “Vacuity,” the new song by Gojira, might be my favorite […]
