Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF BIFFY CLYRO’S PUZZLE November 11th, 2008 at 10:33am Axl Rosenberg Hats off and horns up to Ken Lee. He correctly […]
Interviews 100 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH BROTHER VON DOOM November 10th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ohio Deathrashers Brother Von Doom are one of our favorite […]
Cinemetal 120 OZZY’S BEST WORK IN YEARS November 10th, 2008 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends over at Metal Injection posted this cell phone […]
\m/ 50 BARACK OBAMA QUITS POLITICS, STARTS FIRST BLACK BLACK METAL BAND November 10th, 2008 at 3:00pm MetalSucks [Special thanks: Photoshop Corpsepaint Contest winner Joel V.!]
Reviews 180 A SUCCINCT REVIEW OF THE FACELESS’ PLANETARY DUALITY November 10th, 2008 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg This is your brain: This is your brain on The […]
Reviews 80 REVIEWS IN BRIEF: EXCELLENT NEW RELEASES FROM LANDMINE MARATHON, MISERY INDEX AND BLOODBATH November 10th, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright. These three albums have little in common besides the […]
Cinemetal 50 BILL MAHER CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S REAL, EITHER November 10th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg From this past Friday night’s Real Time with Bill Maher […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE CONTEMPLATED THE MEANING OF “BLACK” METAL November 7th, 2008 at 5:17pm MetalSucks The United States has a brilliant new President in Mr. […]
Cinemetal 90 GIRAFFES ARE METAL November 7th, 2008 at 3:32pm Axl Rosenberg No, not those Giraffes. This sketch from Saturday Night Live […]
The Hard R 440 THE HARD R: OBAMA WINS! November 7th, 2008 at 1:55pm MetalSucks Well, it’s finally over. The presidential race was a hard […]
What the...?? 660 THE VERY DEFINITION OF “OXYMORON” November 7th, 2008 at 11:03am Axl Rosenberg From Blabbermouth this morning: “Sullen Records is looking for Christian […]
Contests 1080 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM AMON AMARTH AND UNEARTH! November 6th, 2008 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks devotee Joel V. who proved himself worthy […]
Exclusive 80 EXCLUSIVE DEBUT: THE GIRAFFES – “SMOKE MACHINE” November 6th, 2008 at 4:15pm MetalSucks We confess: we didn’t know shit about The Giraffes until […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 270 MARILYN MANSON LOSES HIS WOOD November 6th, 2008 at 3:17pm Axl Rosenberg Hollywood ingénue Evan Rachel Wood and shock rocker Marilyn Manson […]
Contests 6410 YOUR LAST CHANCE TO ENTER IN THE SLAYER OLYPMICS!!! WIN A PERSONALLY DEDICATED AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF D.X. FERRIS’ 33 1/3: REIGN IN BLOOD!!! November 6th, 2008 at 12:31pm MetalSucks THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO ENTER IN THIS AWESOME […]
Reviews 6550 EZKATON: BEHEMOTH’S RECOMPENSE FOR THEIR LOYAL SLAVES November 6th, 2008 at 12:11pm MetalSucks You’ve got to hand it to Behemoth and their management. […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 120 BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE $12,000,000? November 6th, 2008 at 11:02am Gary Suarez President-elect Barack Obama (FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!) has some tough challenges […]
Editorials 120 MASTODON: STILL ON DRUGS November 6th, 2008 at 10:38am Axl Rosenberg It’s my understanding that Mastodon’s Blood Mountain was a concept […]
Editorials 110 HEAVY METAL RETURNS TO BAGHDAD November 5th, 2008 at 4:00pm Corey Mitchell Nothing like seeing heavy metal hit prime time television. On […]
Editorials 40 MEGADETH’S JAMES LOMENZO READIES HIS RESUME November 5th, 2008 at 11:32am Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth published the following report from current Megadeth bassist James […]
