Cinemetal 120 BLUES SARACENO: METAL’S ANSWER TO KENNY G. November 13th, 2008 at 11:13am Axl Rosenberg Does anyone remember Blues Saraceno? He was part of that […]
Editorials 60 VOMITING FORTH MORE CHINESE DEMOCRACY NEWS November 12th, 2008 at 3:26pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t spent all that much time talking about the […]
Cinemetal 140 IS THE NEW NAPALM DEATH ALBUM GOING TO BE EVEN AWESOMER THAN EXPECTED? November 12th, 2008 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg The Deciblog made reference to “the new Napalm Death record […]
Cinemetal 130 SOUTH (PARK) OF HEAVEN November 12th, 2008 at 11:11am Axl Rosenberg Generally, I consider myself a pretty avid fan of South […]
Reviews 70 REVIEWS IN BRIEF: RECENT RELEASES ON PROSTHETIC RECORDS FROM WITHERED, THE FUNERAL PYRE, AND BOOK OF BLACK EARTH November 11th, 2008 at 2:02pm MetalSucks It’s should be no secret that this year has been […]
Reviews 80 THE BRONX: MUCH MORE THAN THE POOR MAN’S EVERY TIME I DIE November 11th, 2008 at 11:28am Sammy O'Hagar I caught The Bronx live two years ago opening for […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF BIFFY CLYRO’S PUZZLE November 11th, 2008 at 10:33am Axl Rosenberg Hats off and horns up to Ken Lee. He correctly […]
Interviews 100 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH BROTHER VON DOOM November 10th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ohio Deathrashers Brother Von Doom are one of our favorite […]
Cinemetal 120 OZZY’S BEST WORK IN YEARS November 10th, 2008 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends over at Metal Injection posted this cell phone […]
\m/ 50 BARACK OBAMA QUITS POLITICS, STARTS FIRST BLACK BLACK METAL BAND November 10th, 2008 at 3:00pm MetalSucks [Special thanks: Photoshop Corpsepaint Contest winner Joel V.!]
Reviews 180 A SUCCINCT REVIEW OF THE FACELESS’ PLANETARY DUALITY November 10th, 2008 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg This is your brain: This is your brain on The […]
Reviews 80 REVIEWS IN BRIEF: EXCELLENT NEW RELEASES FROM LANDMINE MARATHON, MISERY INDEX AND BLOODBATH November 10th, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright. These three albums have little in common besides the […]
Cinemetal 50 BILL MAHER CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S REAL, EITHER November 10th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg From this past Friday night’s Real Time with Bill Maher […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE CONTEMPLATED THE MEANING OF “BLACK” METAL November 7th, 2008 at 5:17pm MetalSucks The United States has a brilliant new President in Mr. […]
Cinemetal 90 GIRAFFES ARE METAL November 7th, 2008 at 3:32pm Axl Rosenberg No, not those Giraffes. This sketch from Saturday Night Live […]
The Hard R 440 THE HARD R: OBAMA WINS! November 7th, 2008 at 1:55pm MetalSucks Well, it’s finally over. The presidential race was a hard […]
What the...?? 660 THE VERY DEFINITION OF “OXYMORON” November 7th, 2008 at 11:03am Axl Rosenberg From Blabbermouth this morning: “Sullen Records is looking for Christian […]
Contests 1080 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM AMON AMARTH AND UNEARTH! November 6th, 2008 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks devotee Joel V. who proved himself worthy […]
Exclusive 80 EXCLUSIVE DEBUT: THE GIRAFFES – “SMOKE MACHINE” November 6th, 2008 at 4:15pm MetalSucks We confess: we didn’t know shit about The Giraffes until […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 270 MARILYN MANSON LOSES HIS WOOD November 6th, 2008 at 3:17pm Axl Rosenberg Hollywood ingénue Evan Rachel Wood and shock rocker Marilyn Manson […]
