\m/ 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN January 26th, 2009 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg Inarguably one of the greatest, most influential, and most ripped-off […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 30 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: THE F*CKING CHAMPS – “THOR IS LIKE IMMORTAL” January 24th, 2009 at 8:19pm Kip Wingerschmidt I can’t fucking believe I’ve never posted this fucking song […]
The Webernets 100 IF ANYONE IN NYC IS LOOKING FOR A LEAD SINGER… January 23rd, 2009 at 5:39pm Kip Wingerschmidt …look no further. -KW
Contests 850 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN UNDERWORLD SOUNDTRACK AND POSTER! January 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Congrats to “Sacajawea” for winning last week’s funny photo caption […]
What the...?? 80 FORMER LAMB OF GOD PRODUCER MACHINE APPEARED ON THE REAL WORLD: BROOKLYN THIS WEEK — WAIT, WHA?!? January 23rd, 2009 at 2:34pm Kip Wingerschmidt Okay, fine — it was bound to come out sooner […]
Rampant Rumors 440 WHO WILL CO-HEADLINE WITH SLLLLAAAAYYYYEEEERRRR? January 23rd, 2009 at 2:11pm Axl Rosenberg So apprently Slayer are gonna announce their co-headlining tour mates […]
This Sucks 530 RUN TO THE HILLS! IN THIS MOMENT IGNORE OUR ADVICE, CONTINUE TO COVER CLASSIC METAL TRACKS January 23rd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Less than a year ago I took it upon myself […]
Editorials 100 GHAAL & FRIENDS GET BACK TO THEIR ROOTS January 23rd, 2009 at 10:59am MetalSucks So words like pagan, heathen and folk get thrown around […]
Contests 610 “MOST METAL FACE” BLOODBATH GUITAR CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED! January 22nd, 2009 at 4:15pm MetalSucks Thanks to all who entered our “Most Metal Face” Bloodbath […]
Viral Vomit 60 WHAT TO DO WHEN A SONG GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD January 22nd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The dudes at Metal Injection found the below at explosm.net, […]
Editorials 60 DOOM FANS: DOWNLOAD BATILLUS’ SELF-TITLED EP FOR FREE! January 22nd, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Batillus, one of New York’s best up and coming doom […]
Reviews 80 RELAPSE INAUGURATES 2009 WITH ALBUMS BY RUMPELSTILTSKIN GRINDER AND 16 January 22nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Satan Rosenbloom What with forthcoming albums from Necrophagist, Baroness and Obscura hogging […]
Tour de Force 170 THE FACELESS TRANSITION FROM ONE MIND BLOWING TOUR TO ANOTHER January 22nd, 2009 at 11:10am Axl Rosenberg One of the many stories we didn’t actually get to […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 HEY! IS CONVERGE ABOUT TO GO ON TOUR WITH GENGHIS TRON?! January 22nd, 2009 at 10:36am Gary Suarez According to the website of Brooklyn’s Europa club, noisy hardcore […]
Admin 20 I HEARD YOU MISSED US… WE’RE BAAAAAACK! January 22nd, 2009 at 10:14am MetalSucks So. Major downtime yesterday. Server problems. Deepest apologies. But for […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 40 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN ARE HIDING IN MY BEDROOM January 21st, 2009 at 1:15pm Gary Suarez OK, not really, but they are playing some East Coast […]
New Stuff 220 STOP YOUR BITCHIN’: HERE’S SOME MORE NEW LAMB OF GOD January 21st, 2009 at 10:43am Axl Rosenberg Ever since Vince jotted down some initial thoughts on Lamb […]
Reviews 20 AKIMBO EXPLORE JAMMY HARDCORE ON JERSEY SHORES January 21st, 2009 at 10:36am MetalSucks Jersey Shores represents a new chapter in the the book […]
Cinemetal 40 IRON MAIDEN MADE A MOVIE! January 21st, 2009 at 10:21am Axl Rosenberg By now word is out that Iron Maiden have made […]
\m/ 0 THE LIVES OF OZZY OSBOURNE AND GENE SIMMONS… IN FLOWCHART FORM January 21st, 2009 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Via Cracked.com:
