Retrospective 130 LEST WE FORGET OUR FOREFATHERS February 9th, 2009 at 3:15pm Kip Wingerschmidt No, silly — I’m not talking about a seminal musician […]
...And F*ck You Too 20 RANDOM BITS OF NON-NEWS February 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg FORMER MEMBER OF GN’R NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DELIVERS […]
Exclusive 20 NEURAXIS TOUR BLOG #2: VOCALIST ALEXANDRE LEBLANC ON THE TRAVAILS OF BORDER CROSSING, CLEVELAND, AND DRINKING TOO MANY MUDSLIDES February 9th, 2009 at 12:19pm MetalSucks We loved Neuraxis’ 2008 release, The Thin Line Between, so […]
Reviews 140 OBSCURA’S COSMOGENESIS: DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND, ÜBER TECHNICAL February 9th, 2009 at 11:09am Satan Rosenbloom The best thing about getting advance copies of CDs for […]
\m/ 60 AUDIO CLIP FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH OZZY-SABBATH AND DIO-SABBATH FANS ALL GET ALONG February 9th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg The short version: this is an excellent mash-up someone made […]
Sunday Spotlight 60 SUNDAY ALBUM TO CHOMP SHROOMS TO: THE FLOWER TRAVELLIN’ BAND – SATORI February 8th, 2009 at 5:35pm Kip Wingerschmidt We here at MetalBlows take our retro obscure seriously. Not […]
Cinemetal 200 DO YOURSELF A FAVOR: BUY A MERCENARY ALBUM February 6th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Mercenary’s new video, for the song “The Endless Fall,” […]
Show Reviews 60 CRADLE OF FILTH, SATYRICON AND SEPTICFLESH DISTURB MY PEACEFUL WEST-COAST CITY February 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks As a man, I’m painfully aware that at any metal […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 NEWSFLASH: HIPSTER NOISEFEST LINEUP DOESN’T SUCK February 6th, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Typically, I’m not very interested in or even impressed by […]
The Hard R 290 THE HARD R: DALLAS BREAKS THE SILENCE, RESPONDS TO THE “BLABBERBITCHES” February 6th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks I bet a lot of you are wondering why I […]
What the...?? 210 AXL ROSE BLAMES HIS RECORD LABEL FOR CHINESE DEMOCRACY‘S POOR SALES February 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today is Axl Rose’s 46th birthday (!), and he decided […]
Cinemetal 90 ANTHRAX LOOK COLD February 6th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I were this close to going to see […]
New Stuff 580 ZAKK WYLDE FORFEITS THE ABILITY TO EVER TALK SH*T ABOUT ANOTHER MUSICIAN, EVER February 6th, 2009 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg I had the displeasure of seeing Dope live once (don’t […]
Cinemetal 110 FRED DURST’S DIRECTORIAL DEBUT WILL FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY February 6th, 2009 at 10:23am Axl Rosenberg Fred Durst’s first foray into the world of feature film […]
Cinemetal 1 SKELETONWITCH GET THEIR FIX February 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The members of Skeletonwitch were so jealous that Vince and […]
Cinemetal 60 GRAF ORLOCK ARE DOWN WITH EDWARD SAID February 5th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since the members of Graf Orlock are obsessed with action […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 ME AND MARIAH GO BACK LIKE BABIES AND PACIFIERS February 5th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Knife The Glitter isn’t afraid to reference the cinematic nadir […]
Br00tal-lists 560 METAL HAMMER’S LIST OF THE BEST DEATH METAL SONGS EVER IS SUSPECT February 5th, 2009 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t read an issue of Metal Hammer since 2006, […]
Music Dorkery 330 MORBID ANGEL’S TREY AZAGTHOTH STIRS SH*T UP February 5th, 2009 at 11:06am Axl Rosenberg As you may have read on Blabbermouth by now, Trey […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 TOP FIVE THINGS I CAN’T COMPREHEND TODAY February 4th, 2009 at 10:55am Axl Rosenberg The box office success of Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Doesn’t […]