New Stuff 630 IWRESTLEDABEARONCE ARE “THE CAT’S PAJAMAS” May 11th, 2009 at 6:03pm Axl Rosenberg No idea how we missed this, but “The Cat’s Pajamas,” […]
Cinemetal 160 I DON’T KNOW WHY SO MANY OF YOU ARE SURPRISED THAT $LA$H WAS ON AMERICAN IDOL May 11th, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, it’s not like the dude has been some […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 330 SOMEONE (STILL NEEDS TO) SIGN THIS BAND, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY May 11th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This past October I tried to help get the word […]
\m/ 110 MAKES ME SAD I DON’T OWN GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR May 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg About a dozen of you have e-mailed me to ask […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 90 ARTIE BUCCO LOVES BIG BUSINESS May 11th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez While headbanging and throwing the horns at an indie metal […]
Cinemetal 80 EARTH CRISIS BURN DOWN THE HOUSE May 11th, 2009 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg We’re up to our eyeballs in work here at the […]
Reviews 80 EVOLUTION THROUGH REVOLUTION: THE TRULY BEAUTIFUL & BRUTALLY TRUTHFUL RETURN OF BRUTAL TRUTH May 11th, 2009 at 10:45am Satan Rosenbloom Good news: despite a decade-plus gap between full-lengths, Evolution Through […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 100 SATURDAY SONGZ TO GET STONED TO: TWO BY GOSPEL [RIP] May 9th, 2009 at 1:29pm Kip Wingerschmidt It’s really sad to watch an amazing band cut its […]
Cinemetal 230 I WISH THIS WERE A REAL DVD May 8th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I never went on spring break; I mean, I had […]
Reviews 360 THE MIGHTY RETURN OF BLACK SABBATH, DONE RIGHT May 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg There are probably more old farts making relevant music than […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 SEBASTIAN BACHATEBREED DEBUTS NEW MUSIC… SORT OF BUT NOT REALLY May 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Back in January we told you that Jamey Jasta has […]
Cinemetal 400 ARE THERE ANY OF YOU WHO STILL DON’T OWN GOD FORBID’S EARTHSBLOOD? May 8th, 2009 at 10:32am Axl Rosenberg Release schedules being as hectic as they are these days, […]
Cinemetal 780 ANOTHER TERRIBLE IRONIC POP COVER FROM A METAL BAND May 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg But at least this one has bondage chicks and lesbos […]
Show Reviews 490 GAY FOR GOJIRA May 7th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I love Gojira. I love them the way Mel Gibson […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 570 NEW SLAYER ALBUM ON JULY 7!!! NEW SLAYER ALBUM ON JULY 7!!! NEW SLAYER ALBUM ON JULY 7!!! May 7th, 2009 at 2:02pm Axl Rosenberg KNAC.com is reporting that the new, still-untitled Slayer offering will […]
Reviews 90 WYLLT: BLACK MATH HORSEMAN’S DECEPTIVELY STRONG DEBUT May 7th, 2009 at 10:45am Sammy O'Hagar A close read of Black Math Horseman’s name will ultimately […]
Retrospective 70 MCLUSKY IS AS MCLUSKY DOES DALLAS May 6th, 2009 at 4:37pm Kip Wingerschmidt Noise rock legends Mclusky always put humor in the forefront, […]
What the...?? 280 NIGHTWISH’S ANETTE OLZON LOVES A GOOD MUUMUU May 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright. So on Monday night at Paganfest (where Moonsorrow absolutely […]
Poll 280 POLL: IS THE CURRENT TREND OF BANDS PERFORMING OLD ALBUMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY A GIMMICK? May 6th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks A few years ago Slayer performed Reign in Blood in […]