New Stuff 300 SHRINEBUILDER: SLOW LIKE MOLASSES, AWESOME LIKE A BJ September 10th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve had some family shit distracting me this week, but […]
Haterade 550 THE WORST DEATH METAL SONG EVER? September 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Sergeant D at Metal Inquisition has taken it […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 370 TALENTLESS HACK INSULTS FELLOW TALENTLESS HACK September 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg This is a story about a band I don’t care […]
Tour de Force 30 BEARD DESTROYER TOUR WITH HULL, BATILLUS AND SALOME STARTS TONIGHT!!! September 10th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is just a friendly reminder that one of the […]
New Stuff 330 DON’T FEEL DEMORALIZED JUST BECAUSE THE RED CHORD ARE GETTING FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE September 10th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg GOOD MORNING! I’ve got good news, very good news, great […]
What the...?? 180 I WANNA SEND MY GRAND MA TO DO INTERVIEWS, TOO September 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Whomever thought this up is a fucking genius. -AR [via […]
Viral Vomit 260 BETTER THAN THE REAL CRAZY TOWN September 9th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’d just like to take a moment to say THANK […]
Show Reviews 710 ALICE IN CHAINS ARE ALIVE AND HAPPY TO BE HERE September 9th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I had kind of a stunning realization last night as […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 180 “PROTECT YOUR CHICKEN FROM DOKKEN” September 9th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not sure how Dokken ended up in this Norton […]
\m/ 320 PERIPHERY’S MATT HALPERN’S GOT GROOVE September 9th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Periphery were the undeniable highlight of this year’s Thrash & […]
Reviews 190 EVERGREEN TERRACE STICK TO THEIR BORING GUNS ON ALMOST HOME September 9th, 2009 at 11:00am Sammy O'Hagar There’s a sad, interesting desperation to a lot of new […]
Cinemetal 120 EVILE IN A BOX September 9th, 2009 at 9:47am Axl Rosenberg Wouldn’t it be awesome if that was an actual product? […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF BLACK STONE CHERRY’S FOLKLORE AND SUPERSTITION September 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg You fail me again. No one correctly identified last week’s […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 770 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON F*CKING UP September 8th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We’ve all fucked up. Some worse than others, but we […]
Cinemetal 290 HOW DID WE MISS THE NEW CATTLE DECAPITATION VIDEO? September 8th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I dunno, but we did. Thanks to longtime MetalSucks Maniac […]
Viral Vomit 150 GUITAR HERO: THE BEATLES > ROCK BAND: THE BEATLES September 8th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not actually anti-Guitar Hero/rhythm games the way some people […]
What the...?? 190 ENSIFERUM MAKE THE LAZIEST VIDEO EVER September 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I like Ensiferum. Seriously, I do. But what the fuck […]
Cinemetal 130 YOU HAD ME AT “RWAKE” September 8th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rwake is a band we don’t write about as much […]
Interviews 300 LUNA MORTIS’ MARY ZIMMER ON LYRICS, POLITICS, AND SINGING VERSUS SCREAMING September 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you enjoy melodic death-tinged power metal – and really, […]
Music Dorkery 740 SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT THE USE OF THE TERM “CORE” September 8th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This morning, I received the following e-mail from reader Parker […]