Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 330 KOWLOON WALLED CITY AND THE AUDACITY OF FREE September 29th, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Since the Kentucky Grilled Chicken fiasco, we’ve all developed a […]
Contests 970 GET DOUBLE BRUTAL IN OUR AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE MS PAINT CONTEST September 28th, 2009 at 5:28pm MetalSucks Like Tim Lambesis’ Ahnold-inspired side project Austrian Death Machine, MS […]
Reviews 490 DESPISED ICON’S COMME SI, COMME SA “DAY OF MOURNING” September 28th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar While Despised Icon didn’t show up early to the deathcore […]
Reviews 730 BIG BUSINESS BOYS THINK THEY’RE HOT (WHITE) SH*T September 28th, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Despite being such a huge fan of Big Business’ Here […]
Black Metal Brunch 210 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MELECHESH, “REBIRTH OF THE NEMESIS” September 27th, 2009 at 10:57am MetalSucks Tonights starts Yom Kippurs. I was gonna plays some Jewish […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH OUR DAD WON US SOME PENGUINS IN A POKER GAME September 25th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Monday (actually sun down Sunday, but whatever) is Yom Kippur, […]
Haterade 320 SO THIS BAND SUCKS September 25th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just saw Rev Theory in a magazine ad. They […]
Cinemetal 180 SUSPERIA HAVE A “CHARACTER FLAW” September 25th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Actually, I’d wager they have several. But this song is […]
...And F*ck You Too 1200 THE (MIS)APPROPRIATION OF METAL CULTURE CONTINUES September 25th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a picture of Ryan Adams, who would irritate the […]
\m/ 320 JONAH ROCKS: EVEN MORE ADORABLE THAN HATRED September 25th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If I had a biological clock, I’d worry that’s it’s […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 150 SEBASTIAN BACH, YOU FAT FILTHY F*CK September 25th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach, who is perpetually the most entertaining former rock […]
Cinemetal 310 HATRED: F*CKING ADORABLE September 25th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Steve Hamlin sent us the link to this […]
This Sucks 190 HELP HULL September 25th, 2009 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Hull, one of our very favorite New York metal bands, […]
New Stuff 340 STREAM DETHKLOK’S DETHALBUM II September 25th, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Wednesday night Vince and I went to Metal Insider’s totally […]
New Stuff 410 PERMIT THE NOBLE NILE TO DESCEND UPON THE UNDERWORLD September 24th, 2009 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg Nile’s new song, “Permitting the Noble Dead to Descend to […]
Cinemetal 100 GOD DETHRONED MAKE UP FOR THEIR LAST VIDEO WITH “POISON FOG” September 24th, 2009 at 4:15pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, lookit that! After their last, incredibly silly video, for […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 460 NICE COVER ART, ROB September 24th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Was Rob Zombie never cool and I was just an […]
Black Collar Workers 250 THIS SHOULD MAKE EYAL HAPPY September 24th, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Our boy Bram Teitelman at Metal Insider reports that Guitar […]
Rob Halford Doesn't Like Girls, But Rich Hallford Does 770 INTRODUCING METALSUCKS’ NEW DATING COLUMN (SERIOUSLY) September 24th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Hey kids, We’ve brought on a new writer, Rich Hallford, […]
Cinemetal 120 JUCIFER CLIMB “THE MOUNTAIN” September 24th, 2009 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Jucifer is an awesome band we don’t show enough love; […]