Readers' Choice 360 READER-SUGGESTED METAL BANDS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WITH A VAGINA, PART 2: I HATE SALLY November 11th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I changed the name of this series from yesterday so […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 DORO THE EXPLORO November 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Believe it or not, Doro is one of my guiltiest […]
Readers' Choice 720 SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I SHOULD BE NICE TO ALTER BRIDGE November 11th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously. Because every time Vince or I make a snarky […]
This Sucks 150 OH NOES! MERCENARY LOSE 50% OF THEIR LINE-UP November 11th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Mike” tipped us off that […]
Haterade 900 LOOK, I’VE MANAGED TO GO ALL THIS TIME WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD FLYFLEAF SUCK! November 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whoops. I guess I just blew it.
New Stuff 280 EMPIRE SHALL STREAM November 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Awaken, the new album from Empire Shall Fall (featuring original […]
Please Kill Me 380 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: TOMMY LEE WORKING WITH DANE COOK November 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Dane Cook, a comedian so devastatingly untalented that he makes […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 DAVE GROHL, CHRIS CORNELL TO HELP SLASH MOUTH RAPE HIS LEGACY November 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Starbucks Incident Yes, I am going to continue to […]
Br00tal-lists 370 LET THE END OF YEAR LIST MANIA BEGIN! November 11th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I love the end of the year. I mean, I […]
Show Reviews 300 STRIKEOUT AT THE SMOKEOUT: DEFTONES, JIM ROOT RULE WEED FEST November 10th, 2009 at 5:00pm Anso DF It’s easy to be jaded after attending a billion or […]
Retrospective 80 MORE VIDEOS OF ONE OF BROOKLYN’S GREATEST DRUMMERS: JERRY FUCHS (1974-2009) November 10th, 2009 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’m still shocked about the unbelievably terrible tragedy that occurred […]
...And F*ck You Too 880 JESUS F*CKING CHRIST, SLASH, THIS IS THE WORST F*CKING THING I HAVE EVER F*CKING HEARD November 10th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that opinions about Slash are decidedly mixed. Some […]
...And F*ck You Too 470 ZAKK WYLDE IS A MENSCH, BUT ALSO A HYPOCRITE November 10th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Zakk Wylde talking to Tartarean Desire a few years […]
Black Collar Workers 470 iMETAL November 10th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg You know how I know things aren’t all terrible in […]
\m/ 110 I BET THAT DEVIN TOWNSEND’S HAND REALLY HURTS November 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re a mere week away from the release of Addicted, […]
Readers' Choice 330 READER-SUGGESTED CHICK METAL, PART 1: LUDICRA November 10th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I solicited suggestions for awesome bands with female […]
Reviews 90 CRUCIFIST’S SLEEP-INDUCING BOREDOM ON DEMON-HAUNTED WORLD November 10th, 2009 at 11:30am Sammy O'Hagar Dan Lilker is, to use a technical term, a badass […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 140 ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY GARY A PRESENT? November 10th, 2009 at 10:30am Gary Suarez …because if you do, I’d really like this Dio denim […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 200 NEW “FEAR FACTORY” COVER ART LOOKS JUST LIKE OLD FEAR FACTORY COVER ART November 10th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If you can tell me which of the following is […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 480 METALSUCKS TO RELEASE THE BINARY CODE’S SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF November 9th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Our number one priority here at MetalSucks is to mercilessly […]