Editorials 540 THIS YEAR’S REASONS NOT TO CARE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS December 3rd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So the nominations for the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards have […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK RETURNS! WIN A METALSUCKS T-SHIRT!!! December 2nd, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg WE’RE BACK, BABY!!! Sorry to have been away so long. […]
Editorials 940 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY RESPONDS TO THAT “ELOQUENT” VILLAGE VOICE WRITER December 2nd, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks From time to time in the past we’ve exchanged e-mails […]
Interviews 330 DARKTHRONE’S FENRIZ: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW December 2nd, 2009 at 3:30pm Sammy O'Hagar When one thinks of black metal OGs Darkthrone, most likely, […]
Editorials 360 BTBAM ARE LIKE THE PHISH OF METAL December 2nd, 2009 at 3:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Maybe I smoked one too many spliffs laced with Old […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 NO(W) TOMORROW: THE RETURN OF THE CROWN December 2nd, 2009 at 2:30pm Anso DF Though it was no surprise, The Crown’s 2004 break-up stung […]
Podcasts 20 CRUSTCAKE STARTED A PODCAST! December 2nd, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Crustcake, one of our favorite metal sites that isn’t this […]
Cinemetal 120 ALL MY MIKE PATTONS December 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s something about you probably don’t care to know: I […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 1140 RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT THE DIMEBAG TRIBUTE ALBUM December 2nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s hard to believe that Dime has been gone for […]
Viral Vomit 130 WICKED SEPTRE: “WE’RE JUST PARTYING…” December 2nd, 2009 at 12:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt Proving once again that not only does metal suck, but […]
A View From the Pit 100 PHOTOS: MARDUK, NACHTMYSTIUM & MERRIMACK IN BALTIMORE, MD, NOV. 23, 2009 December 2nd, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks The MetalSucks-sponsored U.S. Plague Tour 2009 is currently weaving its […]
Br00tal-lists 700 REGARDING DECIBEL’S 100 GREATEST METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE (AND LISTS IN GENERAL) December 2nd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Here’s what I don’t understand about all these lists: why […]
Contests 180 OUR ALEXI LAIHO IMPERSONATION CONTEST WINNER December 2nd, 2009 at 10:03am MetalSucks At long last, we’ve chosen a winner for our Alexi […]
Vicious Vacation 390 STOP YER WHININ’, HERE’S SOME SH*T ABOUT DARK TRANQUILLITY December 1st, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Based on the e-mails we’ve gotten today, it would seem […]
New Stuff 390 THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD UNVEIL THEIR “MANIFEST” December 1st, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve been worried about the fate of Through the Eyes […]
Haterade 1290 VILLAGE VOICE WRITER ELOQUENTLY DISSES TORCHE, MASTODON, BARONESS AND PELICAN IN ONE FELL SWOOP December 1st, 2009 at 3:45pm Kip Wingerschmidt Now I’m not saying I agree with all, most, or […]
Black Collar Workers 80 ROCKLAHOMA GETTING LIFE SUPPORT FROM AEG December 1st, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Rocklahoma, the three day hair metal festival that’s taken place […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 340 LITA FORD WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT JIM GILLETTE STILL GIVES HER HIS NITRO December 1st, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Before I begin telling you this story, I need to […]
Viral Vomit 410 WALT DISNEY’S HEAD IS ROLLING IN ITS CRYOGENIC CHAMBER December 1st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proving that you can make almost any awesome metal song […]
Cinemetal 80 IT’S ALICE IN CHAINS’ DECISION TO WORK WITH AN ALIEN December 1st, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I feel like I’ve been ragging on Alice in Chains […]