Cinemetal 360 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE TAKES ON THE JUGGALOS December 7th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Someone on the SNL writing staff must like metal. Just […]
Worst Week Ever 230 IN WHICH WE RESPECTED WOOD December 4th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sometimes I feel fairly certain that a substantial portion of […]
Tour de Force 190 TYRANTS OF EVIL NORTH AMERICAN TOUR 2010: AND NOW A WORD FROM YOUR SPONSORS December 4th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Lookit, lookit! It’s an awesome commercial for the MetalSucks sponsored […]
Tour de Force 740 IWANNAWIN IWABO December 4th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know that a lot of you hate Iwrestledabearonce, but […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 130 THE NEW ORPHANED LAND COVER ART IS PRETTY SWEET December 4th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I have Orphaned Land’s new album, The Never Ending Way […]
Cinemetal 160 AND NOW I KNOW WHO MALEFICE ARE December 4th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, when discussing the Metal Hammer Dimebag tribute […]
Editorials 310 OZZY TURNED 61 YESTERDAY December 4th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg But it would have been so much sweeter if he’d […]
Ask Oderus 620 ASK ODERUS: MR. URUNGUS, AT YOUR SERVICE December 4th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Gwar frontman / Fox News interplanetary correspondent Oderus Urungus is […]
Exclusive 90 EXCLUSIVE TOUR BLOG WITH MANTIC RITUAL GUITARIST JEFF POTTS, PART 1: “IT WAS A ROUGH DAY AT THE OFFICE, HONEY…” December 4th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks After Corey Mitchell’s perfect review of their album Executioner, how […]
Interviews 130 SWALLOW THE SUN’S JUHA RAIVIO: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW December 4th, 2009 at 12:30pm MetalSucks For a prolific band (they’ve released five albums since their […]
New Stuff 190 H.I.M. ARE HEART KILLERS (PART DEUX) December 4th, 2009 at 11:54am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, a sample of “Heart Killer,” the new […]
\m/ 60 POSSIBLY THE GREATEST THING EVER: GRINDCORE BABY December 4th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The headline says it all. Full credit to our friend […]
Cinemetal 60 CHUCK KLOSTERMAN SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THE FARGO ROCK CITY MOVIE December 4th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Back in October it was announced that The Late Show […]
...And F*ck You Too 1250 YEAH, VARG. WE’RE THE RACIST ONES. THAT’S RICH. December 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Varg Vikernes, the last time he really enjoyed pussy. A […]
Br00tal-lists 550 EVEN THE FRIGGIN’ ONION DID A DECADE-END LIST December 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even though they started their own metal column this past […]
Tweet Twat 90 MAYBE MAXIM KNOWS SOMETHING WE DON’T December 3rd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So yesterday SMN tipped me off that Maxim had compiled […]
\m/ 130 FOR EVILE, “CEMETERY GATES” TAKES ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING December 3rd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Following my post yesterday about Metal Hammer’s Dimebag tribute album, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 I LOVE, VOW TO DESTROY AEROSMITH December 3rd, 2009 at 12:30pm Anso DF No offense, but does anyone else find it hard to […]
Tour de Force 510 OPETH: PITY THE POOR BASTARDS WHO DON’T LIVE IN ONE OF THESE SIX CITIES December 3rd, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg A press release just arrived at the Mansion telling us […]
New Stuff 360 ARSIS ARE “BEYOND FORLORN” December 3rd, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Arsis have given us our first taste of their new […]