Metalcal Marijuana 530 4/20 IS GONNA BE A GREAT DAY FOR METAL (AND SOMETHING ELSE) January 26th, 2010 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg /20 IS GONNA BE A GREAT DAY FOR METAL (AND […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 THE METALLICA/MEGADETH FEUD RENDERED AS FINE ART January 26th, 2010 at 3:41pm Axl Rosenberg Suckalo Adam Ellsworth sent us the below photo of a […]
Not Quite Metal? 470 A HILARIOUS VIDEO THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH METAL January 26th, 2010 at 3:18pm Axl Rosenberg I’m sorry, but a reader named Mike Garba sent this […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Tour de Force 650 IWRESTLEDTHEDILLINGERESCAPEPLANONCE January 26th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a scenario about which I often wonder. Let’s say […]
Cinemetal 190 NEW AC/DC VIDEO IS REALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO LOOK AT IRON MAN 2 FOOTAGE January 26th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Iron Man was a fun movie. It wasn’t great, but […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 260 WELL THIS IS AWKWARD January 26th, 2010 at 1:00pm Anso DF When you’re a fickle, pouting drama queen, you’re going to […]
Tour de Force 130 WHEREVER LUDICRA AND KRALLICE GO, MAYHEM WILL FOLLOW January 26th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Black metal legends Mayhem have announced another North American tour, […]
Cinemetal 340 I’M IN THE BAND: DISNEY STILL NOT DOING ITSELF ANY FAVORS WITH THE METAL COMMUNITY January 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Disney has been canceling metal shows scheduled to take place […]
Viral Vomit 190 FOOTAGE FROM PATIOZZFEST ’96 January 26th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The always-brilliant Sergeant D. found the below video of some […]
What the...?? 180 YOU CAN DO IT. STEVEN TYLER CAN HELP. January 26th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg In case there’s any doubt that he’s a frickin’ loon, […]
Book Reviews 60 AEROSMITH DRUMMER JOEY KRAMER HITS SOFT WITH AUTOBIOGRAPHY January 26th, 2010 at 10:30am Corey Mitchell Next up on the heavy metal, hard rock, and punk […]
New Stuff 130 AOL STREAMING NEW ALBUMS FROM THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD AND CHARRED WALLS OF THE DAMNED January 26th, 2010 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg Next week will bring the release of two excellent new […]
Tour de Force 450 SLAYER SCHMAYER: MEGADETH ANNOUNCE TOUR WITH TESTAMENT AND EXODUS January 26th, 2010 at 9:36am Axl Rosenberg Well, ya gotta hand it to Dave Mustaine. He’s trying […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 580 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL’S THOUGHTS ON NAMM 2010 January 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks “Went to NAMM, fucked a bunch of bitches, did a […]
Readers' Choice 660 STEVE VAIGINA January 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard of Orianthi Panagaris, which I suppose is […]
New Stuff 180 THIRTY SECONDS OF EVERY SONG ON THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S OPTION PARALYSIS January 25th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier today, reader Dominic Coppola sent us an e-mail with […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 NOT SO POLITELY CONTESTING A CLAIM BY LINKIN PARK’S MIKE SHINODA January 25th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mike Shitnoda, the ugly Backstreet Boy wannabe who raps for […]
Rampant Rumors 340 ONLY MEMBER OF SYSTEM OF A DOWN WITH SUCCESSFUL POST-SOAD CAREER SHOOTS DOWN REUNION RUMORS January 25th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month, System of a Down bassist Shavo Odajian […]
I Am The Blawg 270 I AM THE BLAWG: METALSUCKS’ NEW (NON-SPECIFIC) LEGAL ADVICE COLUMN. SERIOUSLY. January 25th, 2010 at 2:36pm MetalSucks Hello. My name is Antonin Skullia, Esq., and I’m the […]
