Upcoming Bullsh*t 200 I BET BRIAN POSEHN MAKES SOME GREAT FART AND WIENER JOKES February 9th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Brian Posehn is easily one of the funniest stand-up comedians […]
Editorials 190 PREDICTION: KERRY KING TO COCKPUNCH DAVE MUSTAINE February 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Anso DF No one can fault Dave Mustaine for putting together a […]
Viral Vomit 220 BETTER THAN ACTUAL NICKELBACK February 9th, 2010 at 10:50am Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac Brian sent us a link to the below […]
Everyone's Replaceable 140 BRAD FICKEISEN ALSO AVAILABLE FOR WHITE LION REUNION!!! February 9th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg For reasons I do not currently know, drummer Brad Fickeisen […]
Everyone's Replaceable 310 JAMES LOMENZO AVAILABLE FOR WHITE LION REUNION!!! February 8th, 2010 at 6:53pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a nice little “HOLY SHITBALLS!” moment to cap off […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 300 OCEANO TAKE THEIR BAND DRAMA TO NEW, UMM, DEPTHS ON MYSPACE February 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm Gary Suarez …..AS some of you may or may not have heard, […]
Haterade 960 WHAT’S WORSE THAN A SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE? February 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg How about this band, who have concocted a song so […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 TRASH TALK CRAM ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY ONTO ONE SLAB OF VINYL February 8th, 2010 at 4:01pm Gary Suarez Despite their inclusion at MetalSucks’ 2008 CMJ showcase, Trash Talk […]
New Stuff 310 HIGH ON FIRE’S “SNAKES FOR THE DIVINE” IS, IN FACT, DIVINE February 8th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’d normally never use a word like “divine” or “glorious” […]
Reviews 190 ARMOUR BRINGS THE RIFFS, THE RAFFS, THE EVERYTHING February 8th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Armour is 80s metal, man. Get used to it right […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 CRO-MAGS TAKE THEIR (JAM) ON THE ROAD February 8th, 2010 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Late last December, I braved some bitter winter weather to […]
Br00tal-lists 260 TEN THINGS I’D BE MORE SURPRISED TO FIND AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT THAN A COUPLE SHTUPPING February 8th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So this couple was caught fucking at a Motley Crue […]
Cinemetal 130 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE BUILDS TIME MACHINE, CAPTURES FOOTAGE OF AXL ROSENBERG’S DAUGHTER’S WEDDING February 8th, 2010 at 12:27pm Axl Rosenberg My good friend Rob at Metal Injection thinks that “SNL […]
Tour de Force 540 DO YOU REALLY LOVE FEAR FACTORY ENOUGH TO GO SEE THIS TOUR? February 8th, 2010 at 11:29am Axl Rosenberg So let’s say you’re Fear Factory. You’re in the headlines […]
New Stuff 380 THERE IS ONLY ONE “ANTI-HERO,” AND IT AIN’T BY BLEEDING THROUGH February 8th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg There’s a really awesome metal song called “Anti-Hero.” A song […]
New Stuff 310 “FOREVER DEAD”: WHAT IF CLINT LOWERY’S ABSENCE WASN’T THE REASON FOR THOSE DISAPPOINTING SEVENDUST RELEASES? February 8th, 2010 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg 2003’s Seasons, the last Sevendust album to feature co-guitarist Clint […]
Tour de Force 1060 GET THE TISSUES: MASTODON ANNOUNCE TOUR WITH BTBAM, BARONESS, AND VALIENT THORR February 8th, 2010 at 9:24am Axl Rosenberg Real metalheads only stage their own personal Whackin Festival with […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 250 SATURDAY VIDEO TO FIGHT FOR REAL METAL TO: MANOWAR — “BROTHERS OF METAL (LIVE)” February 6th, 2010 at 2:24pm Kip Wingerschmidt -KW
Contests 190 ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED February 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Christmas may be long gone but we’re always in the […]
