Reviews 340 A TRACK-BY-TRACK REVIEW OF THE GOD OF WAR: BLOOD AND METAL EP March 1st, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m not sure what the consensus is on track-by-track reviews […]
Cinemetal 60 NAMMETAL INJECTION March 1st, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Hey, tech heads! Our bro-bros at Metal Injection actually put […]
New Stuff 120 WELL I’LL BE DAMNED: SLASH ACTUALLY RELEASED TWO GOOD SONGS IN ONE DAY March 1st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Between his suicide-inducingly awful rape of “Paradise City,” his unveiling […]
Black Metal Brunch 130 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SUMMONING, “LAND OF THE DEAD” February 28th, 2010 at 10:45am MetalSucks Todays Is am havings nots yours traditional brunches, but Frühstück […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 30 SATURDAY LINK TO PSYCH OUT TO: WHITE HILLS ON YOURSPACE February 27th, 2010 at 1:08pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’m not puffing today, but this band makes me feel […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 IN WHICH WE DREW FOUR February 26th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t been able to shake this cold, and so […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1110 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: NOW IT’S EYAL’S TURN TO WEIGH-IN ON HECKLERS AND VIOLENCE February 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Everyone who knows me knows that I’m a peaceful guy. […]
Scion No Label Needed Contest & Series 100 NOCTURNO CULTOWITZ’S BLACKENED ENDORSEMENT OF HEMOPTYSIS FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST February 26th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 ROCKING OUR ARSIS OFF February 26th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF Thursday’s big announcement of Aerosmith’s reconciliation (and tour!) kinda ensured […]
Cinemetal 120 LAZARUS A.D. WANT “ABSOLUTE POWER” February 26th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Y’know, I’ve interviewed Lazarus A.D., I’ve killed small animals to […]
Scion No Label Needed Contest & Series 50 DICK GOZINYA’S NERD-TASTIC ENDORSEMENT OF IRIS DIVINE FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST February 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 170 EXODUS’ VITRUVIAN MAN February 26th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the cover art for Exodus’ upcoming Exhibit B: The […]
\m/ 320 A BUNCH OF OHIO KIDS GET DOWN February 26th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Back when I was a young ‘un and took guitar […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 30 “MAY THE GODS UNTO WHICH IT IS WRITTEN BE PLEASED!” A NEW WATAIN ALBUM AT LAST! February 26th, 2010 at 12:45pm MetalSucks It’s beens exactlys four years and ones week since Watains […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 BRET MICHAELS DEFINITELY F*CKED MILEY CYRUS February 26th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bret Michaels recently recorded two duets with tween sensation Miley […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 310 GENE SIMMONS’ APPLE DIDN’T FALL VERY FAR FROM THE TREE February 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg SHOCKER! Gene Simmons’ son, Nick, is a total prick! I […]
New Stuff 200 NOISECREEP’S “OBSESSION?” KILLSWITCH ENGAGE February 26th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg On Wednesday we got a thirty-second cock tease of the […]
Exclusive 360 PHIL ANSELMO AUTOBIOGRAPHY TO BE CO-AUTHORED BY METALSUCKS’ OWN COREY MITCHELL February 26th, 2010 at 10:30am Corey Mitchell Just wanted to give you guys the first official heads-up […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 130 OZZY VS. IOMMI: THE DARK SIDE WINS ROUND ONE February 26th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It was way back in May that we first told […]
...And F*ck You Too 700 THIS WEATHER F*CKING SUCKS February 26th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys work furiously to meet Lord Rosenberg’s […]