Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A BLU-RAY COPY OF CLASSIC ALBUMS: BLACK SABBATH, PARANOID!!! June 29th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to MS Suckalos Patrick Alberts, Gilby Ellis, and Andrea […]
Everyone's Replaceable 560 TO SLIP OR KNOT TO SLIP June 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The big question since Paul Gray died last month has […]
Music Dorkery 320 AWESOME VIDEO OF JOSH TRAVIS TRACKING GUITARS FOR DANZA III June 29th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that Vince just jocked the new Tony Danza […]
Reviews 50 CHAMBERS DELIVER SOME FUN BUT NOT MUCH ELSE ON OLD LOVE June 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Dave Mustein I usually try not to judge bands by their names. […]
New Stuff 300 EMINEM VS. BLACK SABBATH June 29th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I posted a pretty awful mash-up of Eminem’s […]
Viral Vomit 350 YOU THINK DEATH METAL DRUMMING IS HARD? EVER TRIED IT IN HIGH HEELS? June 29th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Adam Muirhead sent us this video of Lux Drummerette — […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1350 ZACK DE LA ROCHA LEADS THE SOUND STRIKE June 29th, 2010 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez Despite everything that’s gone on politically in America since 2001, […]
Metal in the Media 160 BEST. HEADLINE. EVER. June 29th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg From TMZ: -AR Thanks to Clint Kaio for this amazing, […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 200 FUNNY VIDEOS OF PEOPLE GETTING HURT June 29th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s kinda metal related, right? More fun at the expense […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 960 A TRANSCRIPT OF A MEETING REGARDING THE ALBUM ART FOR DISTURBED’S ASYLUM June 29th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg DAVID DRAIMAN: “Okay, so our new album, Asylum, is coming […]
\m/ 260 NERGAL FREE TO DEFACE BIBLES AGAIN! June 29th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I know I’m a cynical bastard, but can you blame […]
Cinemetal 110 DALLAS COYLE GETS INTO THE CINEMETAL BUSINESS WITH THE JUDAS SYNDROME’S “DEATH OF THE SOUL” June 28th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like myself, Dallas Coyle is a huge film dork — […]
New Stuff 760 A NON-METAL FAN LISTENS TO IMPENDING DOOM’S “THERE WILL BE VIOLENCE” June 28th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hi, everybody! I’m Aimee. I was hanging out with my […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 270 GUITAR SWING AND A MISS June 28th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg There obviously isn’t much to explain here. I saw it […]
Barbarous Book Club 310 SUMMER READING FOR METALHEADS June 28th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg There just aren’t enough good books about metal in the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 400 THE SWORD ARE NERDS WHO SMOKE A LOT OF WEED June 28th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Or so I’m led to believe by the album art […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 BITTER END’S SWEET RELEASE June 28th, 2010 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez The teaser trailer advertising Bitter End’s forthcoming CD Guilty As […]
Reviews 100 STEMNING: NÀTTSÒL ARE NOT A NORWEGIAN MULTI-SURFACE CLEANER, BUT A DECENT MELODIC BLACK METAL BAND June 28th, 2010 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Despite its chief generalization — an obsession with “trueness”– black […]
Haterade 990 SH*TSTAIN #18 (REALLY #20): PACIFIST June 28th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck me naked with a spoon, this is awful. -AR […]
New Stuff 520 BIG CHOCOLATE + MITCH LUCKER = COMMISSIONER June 28th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Dan Metcalfe e-mailed me last night to let me […]