Tour de Force 140 WORMROT ARE COMING TO AMERICA!!! August 4th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Singapore grind bastards Wormrot are pretty much everyone’s favorite new […]
Contests 1100 EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT FROM DAVE MUSTAINE’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY! PLUS, WIN A CHANCE TO MEET DAVE AND GET AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE BOOK! August 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Surely one of the most anticipated books in the history […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 STEVEN TYLER TO DO VIRTUALLY ANYTHING BUT RECORD WITH AEROSMITH August 4th, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Ugh, I absorb a lot of insults from my elitist friends for […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 UNSANE WILL SCATTER, SMOTHER AND COVER NORTH AMERICA August 4th, 2010 at 11:40am Gary Suarez Unsane’s 1995 LP Scattered, Smothered and Covered is a classic […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 310 A KINK IN VAN HALEN’S “YOU REALLY GOT ME” August 4th, 2010 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg I could have sworn that when I was a kid […]
Tour de Force 350 AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! August 4th, 2010 at 9:40am Axl Rosenberg There’s really almost nothing to say about a tour headlined […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF DECREPIT BIRTH’S POLARITY!!! August 3rd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to Katherine Hsueh, who correctly identified last week’s logo […]
\m/ 80 LIVING COLOUR HOST THE BEST OPEN MIC NIGHT EVER August 3rd, 2010 at 4:40pm Axl Rosenberg In case there was any doubt, Living Colour are still […]
Cinemetal 180 NEW SABATON VIDEO FEEDS NAZIS TO A WOOD CHIPPER August 3rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t really like Sabaton, and I think this song, […]
Tour de Force 450 METALSUCKS PRESENTS THE LAWLESS STATES OF HERETIKA NORTH AMERICAN TOUR WITH BEHEMOTH, WATAIN, WITHERED AND BLACK ANVIL August 3rd, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks That’s right, kiddies… Behemoth are gonna heat up your winter […]
What the...?? 500 THE RETARD DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE: SON OF ICP DUDE RELEASES MUSIC VIDEO August 3rd, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So I guess one of the dudes in Insane Clown […]
Cinemetal 110 SPEAKING OF PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT… August 3rd, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg IT’S SO GREAT TO BE LIV KRISTINE!!! How great? Her […]
New Stuff 440 HUMANITY MUST BE DESTROYED August 3rd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg The good news is that Linkin Park’s new single, “The […]
Cinemetal 440 NEW IWABO VIDEO BEST ENJOYED THROUGH A VIEW-MASTER August 3rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Iwrestledabearonce and director Justin Beasley are in something of a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 THE NEW DAATH RECORD IS COMING… August 2nd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg As I’ve mentioned before, earlier this summer I spent a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 DARKEST HOUR + PETER WICHERS = WIN August 2nd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The next Darkest Hour album is gonna be something of […]
The Webernets 150 AL GORE WANTS TO F*CK LIKE A BEAST August 2nd, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Blackie Lawless is a real […]
This Sucks 480 EARLY GRAVES VOCALIST MAKH DANIELS KILLED IN VAN ACCIDENT August 2nd, 2010 at 2:20pm MetalSucks Early Graves vocalist Makh Daniels was killed in a van […]
What the...?? 300 WALL OF DOUCHE August 2nd, 2010 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg I only vaguely remember Yellowcard, which is to say I […]
Green Eggs and Slam 210 SENOR BIVINGS RELEASES INCREDIBLY SH*TTY SONG; GETS A JOB AT WALMART August 2nd, 2010 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Senor Bivins is an internet personality best known for doing […]
